Wife hit her husband with frying pan
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
Man: Sir, my wife is missing..
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
1 Horror Movie Dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
T20 World Cup 2009 Schedule and Time Table
ICC T20 World Cup 2009
12 Teams and here are the groups:
- Group A :
- Group B :
- Group C :
- Group D :
Full schedule of the 2009 T20 World cup England:
| Date | Teams | Type | Venue |
| 05, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| 06, June 2009 | | Day | |
| 06, June 2009 | | Day | |
| 06, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| 07, June 2009 | | Day | |
| 07, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| 08, June 2009 | | Day | |
| 08, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| 09, June 2009 | | Day | |
| 09, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| 10, June 2009 | Sri Lanka v West Indies | Day | |
| 10, June 2009 | | D/N | |
| T20 World Cup 2009 - Super Eight | |||
| Date | Teams | Type | Venue |
| 11, June 2009 | D1 v A2 | Day | |
| 11, June 2009 | B2 v D2 | D/N | |
| 12, June 2009 | B2 v D2 | Day | |
| 12, June 2009 | A1 v C1 | D/N | |
| 13, June 2009 | C1 v D2 | Day | |
| 13, June 2009 | D1 v B1 | D/N | |
| 14, June 2009 | A2 v C2 | Day | |
| 14, June 2009 | A1 v B2 | D/N | |
| 15, June 2009 | B2 v C1 | Day | |
| 15, June 2009 | B1 v A2 | D/N | |
| 16, June 2009 | D1 v C2 | Day | |
| 16, June 2009 | D2 v A1 | D/N | |
| T20 World Cup 2009 - Semi Final | |||
| Date | Teams | Type | Venue |
| 18, June 2009 | 1st Semi-Final | Day | |
| 19, June 2009 | 2nd Semi-Final | D/N | |
| T20 World Cup 2009 - Final | |||
| Date | Teams | Type | Venue |
| 21, June 2009 | Final | Day | |
Thursday, May 07, 2009
World's one and only open Runway... Gibraltar's AIRPORT!!!
World's one and only open Runway... Gibraltar's AIRPORT!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Updated: IPL 2009 Match Schedule/Dates South Africa
IPL 2009 New Schedule IPL Season 2 Dates South Africa
April 18: Rajasthan Royals Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 18: Mumbai Indians Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town.
April 19: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Deccan Chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kings XI Punjab
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town.
April 20: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth.
April 21: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
April 21: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 8:00 PM Ground: Durban
April 22: Delhi Daredevils Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
April 22: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 23: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
April 24: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
April 25: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 25: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.
April 26: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 26: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
April 27: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town
April 27: Chennai Super Kings Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.
April 28: Delhi Daredevils Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
April 29: Mumbai Indians Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
April 29: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban
April 30: Delhi Daredevils Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
April 30: Rajasthan Royal Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria.
May 1: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London
May 1: Mumbai Indians Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 2: Rajasthan Royal Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
May 2: Chennai Super Kings Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
May 3: Mumbai Indians Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 3: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: East London
May 4: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
May 5: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 5: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 6: Mumbai Indians Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 7: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 7: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 8: Delhi Daredevils Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London
May 9: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Bloemfontein.
May 9: Chennai Super Kings Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
May 10: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London
May 10: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
May 11: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Bloemfontein
May 12: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 12: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria.
May 13: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 14: Mumbai Indians Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 14: Chennai Super Kings Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.
May 15: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Kimberley
May 16: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
May 16: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth
May 17: Rajasthan Royal Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Kimberley
May 17: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
May 18: Chennai Super Kings Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg
May 20: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 20: Rajasthan Royal Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban
May 21: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 21: Mumbai Indians Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria
May 22: Semi-final 1
Ground: Pretoria
May 23: Semi-final 2
Ground: Johannesburg
May 24: Final
Ground: Johannesburg.
Note: All times mentioned here are Indian Standard Time.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I m just a Common Software Engineer...
Software Engineer...
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Click on Image to view actual size image...
Friday, February 20, 2009
Soul Touching Poem - Don't Drink and Drive
Soul Touching Poem
I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right..
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight..
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, spread this to
as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around
the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving
don't do at a time.
I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right..
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight..
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, spread this to
as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around
the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving
don't do at a time.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Evacuation Drill... :))
Really Nice one….but hope it should never happen!!!
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed.................................. 5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started,
"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".
Hope you have nice career ahead.
Please move in & try your luck.
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