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Visit: <strong><a href="http://dominatingseo.net/?src=amish">Dominating SEO Blog</a></strong>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.comBlogger701100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-23200387439085976692009-09-23T14:09:00.004+05:302009-09-23T14:14:09.642+05:30Go Green - Thirst<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SrnfmROA7sI/AAAAAAAAASI/1S3VxYKifYc/s1600-h/Water.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SrnfmROA7sI/AAAAAAAAASI/1S3VxYKifYc/s400/Water.1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384580678048345794" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SrnfmOesw8I/AAAAAAAAASA/8ruyUcaf-ac/s1600-h/Water.2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: 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woh dila mene jisko hai dil diya</div> <div>-</div> <div>Aas wo pyaas wo</div> <div>usko de itna Bata</div> <div>Woh jo mujhko dekh ke hase</div> <div>Pana chahun Raat din jise</div> <div>Rabba mere naam kar use</div> <div>Tenu Dil da Vasta</div> <div>-</div> <div>Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga</div> <div>-</div> <div>Manga jo mera hai</div> <div>Jata kya tera hai</div> <div>Mene kaun si</div> <div>tujhse jannat manga li</div> <div>-</div> <div>Kaisa khuda hai tu</div> <div>Bas naam ka hai tu</div> <div>Rabba jo teri itni si bhi na chali</div> <div>-</div> <div>Chahiye Jo mujhe</div> <div>Kar de tu mujhko ada</div> <div>-</div> <div>Jeeti rahi saltanat teri</div> <div>Jeeti rahe ashiqui meri</div> <div>Dede mujhe zindagi meri</div> <div>Tenu dil da vasta</div> <div>-</div> <div>Rabba mere din yeh na dhale</div> <div>Woh jo mujhe khwab mein mile</div> <div>Use tu lagede abb gale</div> <div>Tenu Dil da Vasta</div> <div>-</div> <div>Rabba aaya dar te yaar de</div> <div>Sara jahan chod chad ke</div> <div>Mere sapne sawar de</div> <div>Tennu dil da vasta</div> <div>-</div> <div>Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga</div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3035301516929322659?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-39401351584970844542009-06-18T17:42:00.002+05:302009-06-18T17:43:27.935+05:30Husband and Wife Jokes...Wife hit her husband with frying pan <br /><br />A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. <br />Husband: What was that for..? <br />Wife: I found a paper in your pocket <br />with the name Jenny on it. <br />Husband: I took part in a race last week <br />and Jenny was the name of my horse. <br />Wife: Sorry..! <br />Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again <br />Husband: What now..? <br />Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. <br /><br />Wife came home with a goat. <br />Wife came home with a goat.<br />Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"<br />Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"<br />Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon" <br /><br />Husband wife mein larai hoi <br />Husband wife mein larai hoi,<br />Husband ghar se chala gaya, <br />Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"<br />Wife:Zeher.<br />Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: <br /><br />Man: Sir, my wife is missing.. <br /> <br />Man: Sir, my wife is missing.<br />Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,<br />police station me complain dijiyee.<br />Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare<br />kuch samajh nahin aa raha <br /><br />Why did u shoot ur wife ? <br />Judge:why did u shoot ur wife<br />instead of shootingher lover? <br />Sardar:Your honour,<br />it's easier to shoot a woman once,<br />than shooting one man every week. <br /><br />How woman calls their husband in first 6 years<br />How woman calls their husband in first 6 years<br />Yr 1.Janu<br />Yr 2.O G.<br />Yr 3.Sunte ho?<br />Yr 4.O bunty k pappa<br />Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?<br />Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon? <br /><br />Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay <br />Wife:<br />Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,<br />Main aap ko save karti, <br />Husband:<br />Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,<br />Main her haftay tumhe change karta<br /><br />Sardar ki wife inspecter se! <br />Sardar ki wife inspecter se!<br />Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo<br />lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( <br />Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-<br />to behan kuch or paka lo:-) <br /><br />1 Horror Movie Dekhi <br />Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,<br />1 churail kabhi mere age<br />kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,<br />Wife:Kaun si movie thi?<br />Husband:Apni shadi ki<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3940135158497084454?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-54188623993213384212009-06-02T14:26:00.004+05:302009-06-02T14:38:55.467+05:30T20 World Cup 2009 Schedule and Time Table<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Arial; mso-fareast-Times New Roman&quot;;mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:&quot;;font-size:9.0pt;color:dimgray;">ICC T20 World Cup 2009</span><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;">12 Teams and here are the groups:</span></div><ul type="disc"> <li class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in;background:#EFEFDFcolor:dimgray;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Group A :</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"> </span></span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">India</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Bangladesh</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Ireland</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></li> <li class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in;background:#EFEFDFcolor:dimgray;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Group B :</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"> </span></span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Pakistan</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">England</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, Netherland<o:p></o:p></span></li> <li class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in;background:#EFEFDFcolor:dimgray;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Group C :</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"> </span></span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Australia</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Sri Lanka</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">West Indies</span></st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></li> <li class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1;tab-stops:list .5in;background:#EFEFDFcolor:dimgray;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Group D :</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"> </span></span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">South Africa</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">New Zealand</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">, </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;">Scotland</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:9.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial; mso-fareast-Times New Roman&quot;;mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:&quot;;font-size:9.0pt;color:dimgray;">Full schedule of the 2009 T20 World cup England:</span></strong><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105); font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"><table class="MsoNormalTable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%;border-collapse:collapse"> <tbody><tr style="mso-yfti-irow:0"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p style="margin-top:6.0pt;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:.15in;margin-left: 0in"><strong>Date</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Teams</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Type</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Venue</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:1"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">05, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>England</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Netherlands</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:2"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">06, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>New Zealand</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Scotland</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:3"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">06, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>Australia</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:place>West Indies</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:4"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">06, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>India</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Bangladesh</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:5"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">07, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>South Africa</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Scotland</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:6"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">07, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>England</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Pakistan</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:7"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">08, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>Bangladesh</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Ireland</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:8"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">08, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>Australia</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Sri Lanka</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:9"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">09, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>Pakistan</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Netherlands</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:10"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">09, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>New Zealand</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>South Africa</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:11"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">10, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="DE" style="mso-ansi-language:DE">Sri Lanka v West Indies<o:p></o:p></span></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:12"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">10, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:country-region><st1:place>India</st1:place></st1:country-region> v <st1:country-region><st1:place>Ireland</st1:place></st1:country-region><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:13"> <td colspan="4" style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><b>T20 World Cup 2009 - Super Eight</b><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:14"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Date</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Teams</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Type</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Venue</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:15"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">11, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D1 v A2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:16"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">11, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">B2 v D2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:17"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">12, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">B2 v D2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:18"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">12, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">A1 v C1<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:19"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">13, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">C1 v D2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:20"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">13, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D1 v B1<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:21"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">14, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">A2 v C2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:22"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">14, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">A1 v B2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:23"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">15, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">B2 v C1<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:24"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">15, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">B1 v A2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:25"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">16, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D1 v C2<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:26"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">16, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D2 v A1<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:27"> <td colspan="4" style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><b>T20 World Cup 2009 - Semi Final</b><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:28"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Date</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Teams</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Type</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Venue</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:29"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">18, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">1st Semi-Final<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:place>Nottingham</st1:place><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:30"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">19, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">2nd Semi-Final<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">D/N<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:31"> <td colspan="4" style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><b>T20 World Cup 2009 - Final</b><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:32"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Date</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Teams</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Type</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Venue</strong><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr> <tr style="mso-yfti-irow:33;mso-yfti-lastrow:yes"> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">21, June 2009<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Final<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal">Day<o:p></o:p></p> </td> <td style="padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <p class="MsoNormal"><st1:city><st1:place>London</st1:place></st1:city><o:p></o:p></p> </td> </tr></tbody></table></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-5418862399321338421?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-39562300419773868252009-05-07T18:27:00.007+05:302009-05-07T18:32:45.804+05:30World's one and only open Runway... 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Gibraltar's AIRPORT!!!</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SgLbabnrOaI/AAAAAAAAAPY/wxiPIc7gPwU/s1600-h/ATT00001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SgLbabnrOaI/AAAAAAAAAPY/wxiPIc7gPwU/s400/ATT00001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333066155897338274" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SgLbSiSnWLI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/ik1GkU2BvP4/s1600-h/ATT00002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 339px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SgLbSiSnWLI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/ik1GkU2BvP4/s400/ATT00002.jpg" alt="" 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3956230041977386825?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-79492272312110360082009-04-15T14:17:00.006+05:302009-04-15T14:24:33.094+05:30Updated: IPL 2009 Match Schedule/Dates South Africa<h3 style="font-family:arial;"><br /><strong></strong></h3><h3 face="arial"><strong><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">IPL 2009 New Schedule IPL Season 2 Dates South Africa</span><br /><br /></strong></h3> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 18: Rajasthan Royals Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 18: Mumbai Indians Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 19: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Deccan Chargers </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kings XI Punjab </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 20: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 21: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 21: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 22: Delhi Daredevils Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 22: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 23: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 24: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 25: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 25: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 26: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 26: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 27: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Cape Town</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 27: Chennai Super Kings Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 28: Delhi Daredevils Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 29: Mumbai Indians Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 29: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 30: Delhi Daredevils Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>April 30: Rajasthan Royal Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 1: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: East London</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 1: Mumbai Indians Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 2: Rajasthan Royal Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 2: Chennai Super Kings Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 3: Mumbai Indians Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 3: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: East London</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 4: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Chennai Super Kings</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 5: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 5: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Rajasthan Royal</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 6: Mumbai Indians Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 7: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Chennai Super Kings </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 7: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 8: Delhi Daredevils Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: East London</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 9: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Bloemfontein.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 9: Chennai Super Kings Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 10: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: East London</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 10: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 11: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Bloemfontein</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 12: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 12: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 13: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 14: Mumbai Indians Vs Rajasthan Royal </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 14: Chennai Super Kings Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 15: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Kimberley</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 16: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 16: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Port Elizabeth</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 17: Rajasthan Royal Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Kimberley</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 17: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 18: Chennai Super Kings Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 20: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab </strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 20: Rajasthan Royal Vs Kolkata Knight Riders</strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Durban</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 21: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers</strong><br />Time: 4:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 21: Mumbai Indians Vs Delhi Daredevils </strong><br />Time: 8:00 PM<br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 22: Semi-final 1 </strong><br />Ground: Pretoria</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 23: Semi-final 2 </strong><br />Ground: Johannesburg</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>May 24: Final </strong><br />Ground: Johannesburg.</p> <p style="font-family: arial;"><strong>Note: </strong>All times mentioned here are Indian Standard Time.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-7949227231211036008?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-82933087572353126412009-03-18T15:17:00.003+05:302009-03-18T15:23:58.547+05:30I m just a Common Software Engineer...<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);font-size:130%;" >Software Engineer...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/ScDDlRyauSI/AAAAAAAAANs/bbJmI2eoL4Q/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 367px; height: 536px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/ScDDlRyauSI/AAAAAAAAANs/bbJmI2eoL4Q/s320/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314462605494630690" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Click on Image to view actual size image...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-8293308757235312641?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-51706344267766904442009-02-20T13:38:00.001+05:302009-02-20T13:40:43.586+05:30Soul Touching Poem - Don't Drink and DriveSoul Touching Poem<br /><br />I went to a party Mom,<br />I remembered what you said.<br />You told me not to drink, Mom,<br />So I drank soda instead.<br /><br />I really felt proud inside, Mom,<br />The way you said I would.<br />I didn't drink and drive, Mom,<br />Even though the others said I should.<br /><br />I know I did the right thing, Mom,<br />I know you are always right..<br />Now the party is finally ending, Mom,<br />As everyone is driving out of sight..<br /><br />As I got into my car, Mom,<br />I knew I'd get home in one piece.<br />Because of the way you raised me,<br />So responsible and sweet.<br /><br />I started to drive away, Mom,<br />But as I pulled out into the road,<br />The other car didn't see me, Mom,<br />And hit me like a load.<br /><br />As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,<br />I hear the policeman say,<br />"The other guy is drunk," Mom,<br />And now I'm the one who will pay.<br /><br />I'm lying here dying, Mom....<br />I wish you'd get here soon.<br />How could this happen to me, Mom?<br />My life just burst like a balloon.<br /><br />There is blood all around me, Mom,<br />And most of it is mine.<br />I hear the medic say, Mom,<br />I'll die in a short time.<br /><br />I just wanted to tell you, Mom,<br />I swear I didn't drink.<br />It was the others, Mom.<br />The others didn't think.<br /><br />He was probably at the same party as I.<br />The only difference is, he drank<br />And I will die.<br /><br />Why do people drink, Mom?<br />It can ruin your whole life.<br />I'm feeling sharp pains now.<br />Pains just like a knife.<br /><br />The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,<br />And I don't think it's fair.<br />I'm lying here dying<br />And all he can do is stare.<br /><br />Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.<br />Tell Daddy to be brave.<br />And when I go to heaven, Mom,<br />Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.<br /><br />Someone should have told him, Mom,<br />Not to drink and drive.<br />If only they had told him, Mom,<br />I would still be alive.<br /><br />My breath is getting shorter, Mom.<br />I'm becoming very scared.<br />Please don't cry for me, Mom.<br />When I needed you, you were always there.<br /><br /><br />I have one last question, Mom.<br />Before I say good bye.<br />I didn't drink and drive,<br />So why am I the one to die?<br /><br /><br />Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, spread this to<br />as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around<br />the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving<br />don't do at a time.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-5170634426776690444?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-80215573008499930512009-02-04T14:07:00.008+05:302009-02-04T14:15:05.084+05:30Evacuation Drill... :))<div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Really Nice one….but hope it should never happen!!!</span><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins &amp; every employee gathered outside office.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">10 mins passed.................................. 5 more mins passed.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Security Officer -> Announcement started,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off &amp; all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands &amp; also to avoid any fight inside office".</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">Hope you have nice career ahead.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Please move in &amp; try your luck.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-8021557300849993051?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-78802077312420678822009-01-16T18:57:00.003+05:302009-01-16T19:02:37.053+05:30Just Think... 21st Century...<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">21st Century....<br /><br />We are becoming lesser by the day<br /><br />Our communication - Wireless<br /><br />Our dress - Topless<br /><br />Our telephone - Cordless<br /><br />Our cooking - Fireless<br /><br />Our youth - Jobless<br /><br />Our food - Fatless<br /><br />Our labour - Effortless<br /><br />Our conduct - Worthless<br /><br />Our relation - Loveless<br /><br />Our attitude - Careless<br /><br />Our feelings - Heartless<br /><br />Our politics - Shameless<br /><br />Our education - Valueless<br /><br />Our follies - Countless<br /><br />Our arguments - Baseless<br /><br />Our Job - Thankless<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Our Salary - Very Very less</span><br /><br />Our Blogs - useless (especially this one)!<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-7880207731242067882?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-18121211759822100972009-01-07T17:08:00.007+05:302009-01-07T17:27:15.580+05:3010 Bollywood Movies to look for in 2009<p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >1) Chandni Chowk to China</span></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:red;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" > </span></span></p> <p style="line-height: 12.75pt;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >Akshay Kumar strikes again. The <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Kung Fu Hustle</span></i> style trailer is the funniest looking in a long time, and Nikhil Adjani’s far too polished a director to let his scripts get completely asinine. Not that it matters, when its a masala film promising the spectacular and Kumar -- the man who doesn't seem capable to planting a mainstream foot wrong -- is in the centre of things. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUXeM9MgI/AAAAAAAAAME/8Iv7WVSwuE4/s1600-h/image001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUXeM9MgI/AAAAAAAAAME/8Iv7WVSwuE4/s320/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288514993405112834" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >2) 3 Idiots</span></span></b></span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >A</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >ce director Rajkumar Hirani finally moves outside of his fabulous Munna and Circuit characters to take on the Indian education system. The director has confirmed that this film is an original script, and not based on Chetan Bhagat's <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Five Point Someone</span></i> (a good piece of news to all of those people who sat through the execrable <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Hello</span></i>). Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Sharman Joshi make for an interesting cast, but we're all just waiting to see Hirani bat again. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUlwgal-I/AAAAAAAAAMM/bBUvDdKLgAA/s1600-h/image002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 429px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUlwgal-I/AAAAAAAAAMM/bBUvDdKLgAA/s320/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288515238836738018" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >3) Delhi-6</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >R</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >akesh Omprakash Mehra became one of the most respected directors in the industry with his apathy-shattering <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Rang De Basanti</span></i> a couple of years ago, and we've had to wait three years to see what he does next. This one is a take on a seamy, colorful, mad part of Delhi called <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Delhi-6</span></i>, and stars Abhishek Bachchan opposite Sonam Kapoor. We're expecting texture and metaphor, and the current trailer has our curiosity piqued. Bring it on. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUmDNjeZI/AAAAAAAAAMU/MopWuvcOF38/s1600-h/image003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 329px; height: 420px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUmDNjeZI/AAAAAAAAAMU/MopWuvcOF38/s320/image003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288515243857901970" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >4) My Name Is Khan</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >K</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >aran Johar seems to completely have dropped the K, and the subject matter for his next Shah Rukh Khan starrer is intriguing, to say the least: Khan plays a man targetted at an airport because of his last name and his religion, and that discrimination gives rise to many a question. Then again, the film's been written by Shibani Bhatija, who wrote <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Fanaa</span></i> and <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Kidnap</span></i>, so maybe we shouldn't go in expecting answers. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUmZxb_nI/AAAAAAAAAMc/TKtvkCXymT4/s1600-h/image004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSUmZxb_nI/AAAAAAAAAMc/TKtvkCXymT4/s320/image004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288515249913986674" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >5) Kaminay</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >V</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >ishal Bhardwaj leaves Shakespeare out of the mix this time with this magnificently named project, starring Shahid Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra. Remember, this is the man who showed us just how capable Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor were, so it's wise to prepare for fireworks. The film's story is still closely guarded, but all we know is that <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Taare Zameen Par </span></i>writer Amole Gupte plays the villain in the film. Whatever, man. We're sold on Bhardwaj and that fantastic title. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVa3CjtnI/AAAAAAAAAMk/htN6cw6hTY8/s1600-h/image005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 280px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVa3CjtnI/AAAAAAAAAMk/htN6cw6hTY8/s320/image005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516151123621490" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >6) Kambakkht Ishq</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >A</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >kshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor star in this massive budget film about an Indian stuntman who becomes a sensation across Hollywood. The film features several prominent Hollywood players, including Sylvester Stallone, Carmen Electra, Bondgirl Denise Richards and Superman star Brandon Routh. It's quite a coup by Bollywood standards, and one hopes for an entertaining evening of big-screen proportions. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbPHZEhI/AAAAAAAAAMs/iySGH-RjqGw/s1600-h/image006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 259px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbPHZEhI/AAAAAAAAAMs/iySGH-RjqGw/s320/image006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516157586346514" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >7) Imtiaz Ali's next film</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >A</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >fter making <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Socha Na Tha</span></i> and <i><span style="font-style: italic;">Jab We Met</span></i> on a decidedly comedic note, director Imtiaz Ali has chosen to tread the relatively unpopulated romantic-drama waters for his next film, one starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone. The film is currently jetting around the world and shooting everywhere, and we're just curious to see what Imtiaz does next. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbCp0KQI/AAAAAAAAAM0/xIJ8N5c5UAo/s1600-h/image007.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 280px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbCp0KQI/AAAAAAAAAM0/xIJ8N5c5UAo/s320/image007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516154241067266" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >8) Alladin</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >S</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >ujoy Ghosh's film has been in production for the longest time. Ritesh Deshmukh stars as Alladin while Amitabh Bachchan takes on the role of the genie in this rather zany take on the original. The film is a special effects spectacular and by now, we just want to see what in the world has taken this long to make. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbehe7mI/AAAAAAAAAM8/1TUYiBLu7MA/s1600-h/image008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVbehe7mI/AAAAAAAAAM8/1TUYiBLu7MA/s320/image008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516161722314338" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >9) Wake Up Sid</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >D</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >irector Ayaan Mukherji makes his debut with this film that promises to be interesting simply because of its unconventional pairing. Ranbir Kapoor, pinup boy-to-be and current heart-throb of the masses, cast opposite indie queen Konkona Sensharma? We're waiting to see how these two very different genre-representatives get along, and the title sounds fun too. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVhwNjv3I/AAAAAAAAANE/xntyCmQCe3I/s1600-h/image009.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 363px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVhwNjv3I/AAAAAAAAANE/xntyCmQCe3I/s320/image009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516269549797234" border="0" /></a><br /></span><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:red;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;color:red;" >10) Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani</span></span></b></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >K</span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >atrina Kaif stars opposite Ranbir Kapoor in this film by Raj Kumar Santoshi. That's right, the socially aware blockbuster-maker is back with a film that sounds pretty darned unusual. The casting is a bit of a coup, the kind of casting that leaves these kids out to fend for themselves without being able to fall back on a massive banner or Akshay Kumar. Salman Khan, however, does make an appearance. </span></span></p><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVieFaijI/AAAAAAAAANM/tqz_rK_kcLg/s1600-h/image010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWSVieFaijI/AAAAAAAAANM/tqz_rK_kcLg/s320/image010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288516281863670322" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Any more big movies in 2009??<br /><br />please comment...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-1812121175982210097?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-32923589047015405592009-01-05T14:59:00.005+05:302009-01-05T15:17:39.760+05:30GHAJINI After Effect<h1 class="YfMhcb"><span id=":25i" class="VrHWId">Don't allow your wife see Ghajini ....</span></h1><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWHTRLOBgOI/AAAAAAAAAL8/omj13k_AfBs/s1600-h/ATT00007.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 319px; height: 359px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SWHTRLOBgOI/AAAAAAAAAL8/omj13k_AfBs/s320/ATT00007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5287739729532518626" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:7;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);font-size:36;" >GH</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);font-size:7;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);font-size:36;" >AJ</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:7;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:36;" >INI......</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3292358904701540559?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-3333244035760893982008-12-19T11:24:00.003+05:302008-12-19T11:27:48.685+05:30Yeh Shaam Mastani - AOL India Annual Bash 2008<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=2530155569055046289&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=true" style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">AOL India Annual Bash 2008 Video<br /><br />Enjoy!!!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-333324403576089398?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-27627637383274802412008-12-18T16:50:00.003+05:302008-12-18T16:58:47.648+05:30Truly a Marvelous Piece of Engineering!<o></o><o:p></o:p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;" ><span>Truly a marvelous piece of engineering! </span></span><o></o><o:p></o:p></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span><br /></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span>This bridge is half under the water, for ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side.</span></span></p><p><br /><o></o><o:p></o:p></p><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;" ><span>This bridge is between <st1><st1:country-region>Sweden</st1:country-region></st1> and <st1><st1><st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place>Denmark</st1:place></st1:country-region></st1></st1> </span></span><o></o><o:p></o:p></p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoye8YJQnI/AAAAAAAAALU/HwnNm2WsjBM/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoye8YJQnI/AAAAAAAAALU/HwnNm2WsjBM/s320/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281089020230189682" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoye8szUmI/AAAAAAAAALc/UtbuUZkv0kc/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoye8szUmI/AAAAAAAAALc/UtbuUZkv0kc/s320/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281089020316832354" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyfHzUWSI/AAAAAAAAALk/m4qNoVeMsy8/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyfHzUWSI/AAAAAAAAALk/m4qNoVeMsy8/s320/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281089023296952610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyffO09fI/AAAAAAAAALs/mFNJcMcUX6U/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyffO09fI/AAAAAAAAALs/mFNJcMcUX6U/s320/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281089029586351602" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyfeVgCtI/AAAAAAAAAL0/DN9HiDp9XEs/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SUoyfeVgCtI/AAAAAAAAAL0/DN9HiDp9XEs/s320/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281089029345905362" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;" ><span style=";font-size:18;color:blue;" > WOW!!!</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-2762763738327480241?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-17333748992512887172008-12-12T19:51:00.004+05:302008-12-12T19:54:49.980+05:30Popular Vidoes - India<p width="100%" align="center"><embed pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.yourminis.com/Dir/GetContainer.api?uri=yourminis/widgetaol/mini:videoIndia" width="300" height="250" wmode="transparent" FlashVars="width=300&category=Bollywood&statshostname=stats.yourminis.com&height=250&swfhost=ct.yourminis.com&uri=yourminis/widgetaol/mini%3AvideoIndia&hostname=www.yourminis.com&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" ></embed><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-1733374899251288717?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-28807844323363906122008-12-02T17:53:00.005+05:302008-12-04T17:11:11.501+05:30THEORY OF LIFE.... !!!<span style="font-weight:bold;">THEORY OF LIFE!!!</span><br /><br />God created the donkey and said to him.<br /><br />"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset<br />carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,<br />you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."<br /><br />The donkey answered:<br /><br />"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"<br /><br />God granted his wish.<br />................................................................................<br /><br /><br />God created the dog and said to him:<br /><br />"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.<br />You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.<br />You will be a dog. "<br /><br />The dog answered:<br /><br />"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years." <br /><br />God granted his wish.<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br /><br />God created the monkey and said to him:<br /><br />"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.<br />You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "<br /><br />The monkey answered:<br /><br />"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."<br /><br />God granted his wish.<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br /><br />Finally God created man and said to him:<br /><br />"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.<br />You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..<br />You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."<br /><br />Man responded:<br /><br />"Sir, I will be a man but to live only<br />20 years is very little,<br />give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,<br />the 15 years that the dog did not want and<br />the 10 years the monkey refused." <br /><br />God granted man's wish<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br /><br />And since then, man lives<br />20 years as a man ,<br /><br />marries and spends<br />30 years like a donkey,<br />working and carrying all the burdens on his back.<br /><br />Then when his children are grown,<br />he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house<br />and eating whatever is given to him,<br /><br />so that when he is old,<br />he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,<br />going from house to house and from one son or<br />daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.<br /><br />That's Life.<br /><br />Is'nt it ??????????<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-2880784432336390612?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-21100285530998431692008-12-02T13:19:00.003+05:302008-12-02T13:31:50.698+05:30Asylum - For All Mankind<p width="100%" align="center"><embed pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.yourminis.com/Dir/GetContainer.api?uri=yourminis/krumbsd/mini:t1224507338" width="311" height="435" wmode="window" FlashVars="width=311&swfhost=ct.yourminis.com&global=http%3A//xml.channel.aol.com/xmlpublisher/fetch.v2.xml%3Fid%3D393518&ui=http%3A//xml.channel.aol.com/xmlpublisher/fetch.v2.xml%3Fid%3D393517&uri=yourminis/krumbsd/mini%3At1224507338&statshostname=stats.yourminis.com&height=435&hostname=www.yourminis.com&__wmode=window&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" ></embed><br /><a title="For more widgets please visit www.yourminis.com" href="http://www.yourminis.com/index_minis.aspx?embeddedmini" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="For more widgets please visit www.yourminis.com" src="http://www.yourminis.com/images/poweredby.png"/></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-2110028553099843169?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-51863837918548385672008-11-18T18:33:00.007+05:302008-12-02T13:22:08.942+05:30Bollywood - Top Video Song of the Week<strong>Yuvvraaj - Tu Muskura - Lyrics</strong><br /><br /><blockquote>Tu muskura jahan bhi hai tu muskura,<br />Tu dhoop ki tarah badan ko choo zara,<br />Sharir si yeh muskurhatein teri,<br />Badan mein sunti hu mein aahatein teri,<br />Labon se aake choo de apne lab zara,<br />Tu muskura jahan bhi hai tu muskura..</blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-5186383791854838567?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-10991790279333041182008-11-17T19:04:00.003+05:302008-11-17T19:06:31.949+05:30The Great Magicians<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SSFzAkBtyUI/AAAAAAAAAKI/smJ7KA8oOd8/s1600-h/download.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 126px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SSFzAkBtyUI/AAAAAAAAAKI/smJ7KA8oOd8/s320/download.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269619492508256578" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-1099179027933304118?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-36444696606278573392008-11-12T09:23:00.003+05:302008-11-12T09:32:12.155+05:30Be inspired today...<span style="font-size:130%;"><br />If God says it's you, Who can reverse it?</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Be inspired today…</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SRpTqvJtYtI/AAAAAAAAAKA/KpjJk9T-zkw/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SRpTqvJtYtI/AAAAAAAAAKA/KpjJk9T-zkw/s320/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267614707840017106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Undated picture of Barack Obama somewhere in Kenya!! <br /><br />From where to where ?? Eh? </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3644469660627857339?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-2377888152386949042008-10-22T15:39:00.005+05:302008-12-18T17:04:18.580+05:30First look : Aamir Khan - Ghajin<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SP78aJNUPvI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/SK5ggOCB18s/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SP78aJNUPvI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/SK5ggOCB18s/s320/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259918940893888242" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >More - <a href="http://www.aol.in/bollywood/wallpaper/ghajini-5">Ghajini Wallpaper</a></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-237788815238694904?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-34594153044283556002008-09-24T11:17:00.004+05:302008-09-24T11:31:47.183+05:30Jashan-e-Azadi - AOL India IstyleAOL India celebrated 61st Indian Independence.<br />Proud to be an Indian, proud to be working here at AOL.<br />Enjoy Maddi!!! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eExHbf_C1u8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eExHbf_C1u8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-3459415304428355600?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-68388807448377553972008-09-05T16:58:00.004+05:302008-09-05T17:39:14.192+05:30Mother's Love<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >This is called Mother's love !</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SMEgwnadYCI/AAAAAAAAAIM/kRwif1ljBOU/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/SMEgwnadYCI/AAAAAAAAAIM/kRwif1ljBOU/s320/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242507460821737506" border="0" /></a></div><p align="center"><span style="color: rgb(0, 128, 128);font-size:180%;" >Simple yet powerful!<br /><br />If God is great,<br />Mother is the greatest.</span> </p><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><span style="color: rgb(66, 66, 0);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(66, 66, 0);font-size:12;" ><br /></span></span></b></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-6838880744837755397?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-29891448951501230292007-10-25T12:15:00.001+05:302008-09-05T16:37:55.841+05:30Busy winter schedule ahead...<a href="http://amish-gilani.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:180%;">Busy winter schedule ahead</span></a><br /><br />Bhool Bhulaiyaa<br />Release date: October 12<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125164800094806738" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-Ozz8otI/AAAAAAAAABM/bm86Ore0BLk/s320/1.JPG" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Laaga Chunari Mein Daag<br />Release date: October 12<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-PDz8ouI/AAAAAAAAABU/vzW0Jl6AKdA/s1600-h/2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125164804389774050" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-PDz8ouI/AAAAAAAAABU/vzW0Jl6AKdA/s320/2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jab We Met<br />Release date: October 26<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-PDz8ovI/AAAAAAAAABc/5jUxcs0GNtQ/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125164804389774066" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-PDz8ovI/AAAAAAAAABc/5jUxcs0GNtQ/s320/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />No Smoking<br />Release date: October 26<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-Pjz8owI/AAAAAAAAABk/L7xohCFTCE4/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125164812979708674" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-Pjz8owI/AAAAAAAAABk/L7xohCFTCE4/s320/4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Om Shanti Om<br />Release date: November 9<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-Pzz8oxI/AAAAAAAAABs/97Gcz3549Ao/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125164817274675986" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA-Pzz8oxI/AAAAAAAAABs/97Gcz3549Ao/s320/5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Saawariya<br />Release date: November 9<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_ozz8oyI/AAAAAAAAAB0/FDBGJHyO7uU/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125166346283033378" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_ozz8oyI/AAAAAAAAAB0/FDBGJHyO7uU/s320/6.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal<br />Release date: November 23<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_ozz8ozI/AAAAAAAAAB8/Bwn5aV1xWZw/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125166346283033394" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_ozz8ozI/AAAAAAAAAB8/Bwn5aV1xWZw/s320/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Aaja Nachle<br />Release date: November 30<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pTz8o0I/AAAAAAAAACE/Q66ptX0EWbE/s1600-h/8.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125166354872968002" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pTz8o0I/AAAAAAAAACE/Q66ptX0EWbE/s320/8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Welcome<br />Release date: December 7<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pTz8o1I/AAAAAAAAACM/uGczC0yrbLc/s1600-h/9.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125166354872968018" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pTz8o1I/AAAAAAAAACM/uGczC0yrbLc/s320/9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jodhaa Akbar<br />Release date: January 25<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pjz8o2I/AAAAAAAAACU/d_zM7mAGWw0/s1600-h/10.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5125166359167935330" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-HFYQmIj7CQ/RyA_pjz8o2I/AAAAAAAAACU/d_zM7mAGWw0/s320/10.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />More : <a href="http://www.aol.in/bollywood/">Bollywood Gossip, Wallapers, News log on to AOL India Bollywood</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-2989144895150123029?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-90142497018681334812007-10-04T17:21:00.000+05:302007-10-04T18:13:19.004+05:30For All cricket loversIndia Cricket Schedule<br /><br />http://www.geocities.com/indiacricketschedule/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-9014249701868133481?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-45016461310088745842007-05-22T20:22:00.000+05:302007-05-22T20:27:51.108+05:30Deepak Nagpal Birthday videoDeepak Nagpal Birthday shoot... njoy!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HKKCFMkAIa4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HKKCFMkAIa4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-4501646131008874584?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-83423843276553545612007-02-19T10:09:00.000+05:302007-02-19T10:19:16.185+05:302007 Cricket World Cup Schedule (For Cricket Lovers)World Cup 2007<br /><br />Teams:<br />Australia, South Africa, The Netherlands, Scotland, Sri Lanka, India, Bangladesh, Bermuda, New Zealand, England, Kenya, Canada, West Indies, Pakistan, Zimbabwe, Ireland.<br /><br /><strong>Pool 1</strong><br />Australia<br />South Africa<br />Netherlands<br />Scotland<br /><br /><strong>Pool 2</strong><br />Sri Lanka<br />India<br />Bangladesh<br />Bermuda<br /><br /><br /><strong>Pool 3</strong><br />New Zealand<br />England<br />Kenya<br />Canada<br /><br /><strong>Pool 4</strong><br />West Indies<br />Pakistan<br />Zimbabwe<br />Ireland<br /><br /><strong>Preliminary Round</strong><br />VENUE 1 : Jamaica (hosts West Indies' matches, plus Opening Ceremony and Opening Match)<br />VENUE 2 : St. Lucia (hosts England's matches)<br />VENUE 3 : Trinidad and Tobago (hosts India's matches)<br />VENUE 4 : St. Kitts and Nevis (hosts Australia's matches)Quarter-Finals<br />VENUE 5 : Antigua and Barbuda (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)<br />VENUE 6 GrenadaVENUE 7 GuyanaVENUE 8 : Barbados (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)<br /><br /><strong>Semi-Finals </strong><br />VENUE 1: Jamaica<br />VENUE 2: St. Lucia<br /><br /><strong>Finals</strong><br />VENUE 8: Barbados<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-8342384327655354561?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1167458390940794692006-12-30T11:23:00.000+05:302006-12-30T11:29:50.976+05:30Classic English sentencesNow, here are some classic English sentences...<br /><br />The stalwart talks to his students:<br /><strong># At the ground: </strong><br />All of you stand in a straight circle.<br /><br />There is no wind in the balloon..<br /><br />The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here) lol...<br /><br /><strong># To a boy, angrily: </strong><br />I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?<br /><br /><strong># While punishing students: </strong><br /><br />You, rotate the ground four times...<br />You, go and understand the tree...<br />You three of you stand together separately.<br />Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?) <br /><br /><strong># Sir at his best: </strong><br /><strong></strong><br />Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.<br />By chance, he happened to see onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.<br />So the next day at s school... (to that boy) -<br />"Yesterday I saw you <br />WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"<br /><br /><strong># Sir at his best inside the Class room: </strong><br /><br />Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. <br />Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.<br />Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.<br />Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor.... <br />You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) <br /><br /><strong>This one is coo! l >> </strong><br />"Both of u three get out of the class."<br /><br />Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...<br /><br />Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... <br /><br />Take 5 cm wire of any length....<br /><br /><strong># Last but not the least</strong><br />Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). <br /><br /><strong>At Sathyabama college day 2002: </strong><br />"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" <br /><br /><strong>At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003: </strong><br /> "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-116745839094079469?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1163573719567008362006-11-15T12:20:00.000+05:302006-11-15T12:25:51.636+05:30When Gals become Wifes... on writing of some gr8 fellow...By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. <strong>Socrates</strong><br /><br />"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." <strong>Patrick Murray </strong><br /><strong></strong><br />I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. <strong>David Bissonette</strong><br /><br />When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. <strong>Sacha Guitry</strong><br /><br />After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. <strong>Hemant Joshi</strong><br /><br />Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. <strong>Dumas</strong><br /><br />The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? <strong>Sigmund Freud</strong><br /><br />I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. <strong>Anonymous</strong><br /><br />"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." <strong>Henny Youngman</strong><br /><br />"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." <strong>Sam Kinison</strong><br /><br />"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." <strong>James Holt McGavran</strong><br /><br />Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. <strong>Nash</strong><br /><br />The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... <strong>Anonymous</strong><br /><br />You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. <strong>Henny Youngman</strong><br /><br />My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. <strong>Rodney Dangerfield</strong><br /><br />A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. <strong>Milton Berle</strong><br /><br />Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. <strong>Anonymous</strong><br /><br />A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." <strong>Anonymous</strong><br /><br />First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." <strong>Anonymous</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-116357371956700836?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1153212781515357422006-07-18T14:19:00.000+05:302006-07-18T14:23:01.526+05:30How to hire the right people!How to hire the right people!<br /><br />Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.<br />Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.<br /><br />Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.<br /><br />If they are counting the bricks.<br />Put them in the <strong>accounts department</strong>.<br /><br />If they are recounting them..<br />Put them in <strong>auditing</strong>.<br /><br />If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.<br />Put them in <strong>engineering</strong>.<br /><br />If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.<br />Put them in <strong>planning</strong>.<br /><br />If they are throwing the bricks at each other.<br />Put them in <strong>operations</strong>.<br /><br />If they are sleeping.<br />Put them in <strong>security</strong>.<br /><br />If they have broken the bricks into pieces.<br />Put them in <strong>information technology</strong>.<br /><br />If they are sitting idle.<br />Put them in <strong>human resources</strong>.<br /><br />If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.<br />Put them in <strong>sales</strong>.<br /><br />If they have already left for the day.<br />Put them in <strong>marketing</strong>.<br /><br />If they are staring out of the window.<br />Put them on <strong>strategic planning</strong>.<br /><br />And then last but not least.<br /><br />If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.<br /><br />Congratulate them and put them in <strong>top management</strong>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-115321278151535742?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1151951057830846422006-07-03T23:50:00.000+05:302006-07-03T23:54:17.840+05:30The Boys And Girls While Using ATMDifference between boys and girls while using ATM<br /><br />Boys:<br /><br />1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.<br />2. Insert card<br />3. Dial code and desired amount<br />4. Take the cash, the card and the slip<br /><br />Girls:<br /><br />1. Drive to the bank<br />2. Engine stalled<br />3. Check make-up in the mirror<br />4. Apply perfume<br />5. Manually check haircut<br />6. Park the car - failure<br />7. Park the car - failure<br />8. Park the car - Success<br />9. Search for the card in the handbag<br />10. Insert card, rejected by the machine<br />11. Throw phone card back in handbag,<br />12. Look for bank card.<br />13. Insert Card<br />14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag<br />15. Enter code<br />16. Study instructions for 2 minutes<br />17. #Cancel#<br />18. Re-enter code<br />19. #Cancel#<br />20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code<br />21. Enter desired amount<br />22. #Error#<br />23. Enter bigger amount<br />24. #Error#<br />25. Enter maximum amount<br />26. Cross fingers<br />27. Take cash<br />28. Go back to the car<br />29. Check make up in rear mirror<br />30. Look for keys in handbag<br />31. Start car<br />32. Drive 50 meters<br />33. STOP<br />34. Drive back to bank machine<br />35. Go out of the car<br />36. Take card and ticket back from machine<br />37. Go back to the car<br />38. Throw card on passenger seat<br />39. Throw slip on the floor<br />40. Check make up in rear mirror<br />41. Manually check haircut<br />42. Go into roundabout - wrong way<br />43. BRAKE<br />44. Go into roundabout - right way<br />45. Drive 5 kilometers<br />46. Remove hand brake<br />47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.<br /><br />------<br />Girl wat you have to say abt it .. ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-115195105783084642?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1151739548068707552006-07-01T13:08:00.000+05:302006-07-01T13:09:08.076+05:30College days...<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image001.2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/400/image001.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-115173954806870755?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1148636015005429202006-05-26T15:01:00.000+05:302006-05-26T15:03:35.006+05:30Which type of woman is yours?Type Of Women<br /><br />Which type of woman is yours?<br /><br /><strong>HARD-DISK Woman</strong>: She remembers everything, FOREVER.<br /><br /><strong>RAM Woman</strong>: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.<br /><br /><strong>WINDOWS Woman</strong>: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one canlive without her.<br /><br /><strong>EXCEL Woman</strong>: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her foryour four basic needs.<br /><br /><strong>SCREENSAVER Woman</strong>: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to look at!<br /><br /><strong>INTERNET Woman</strong>: Difficult to access.<br /><br /><strong>SERVER Woman</strong>: Always busy when you need her.<br /><br /><strong>MULTIMEDIA Woman</strong>: She makes horrible things look beautiful.<br /><br /><strong>CD-ROM Woman</strong>: She is always faster and faster.<br /><br /><strong>E-MAIL Woman</strong>: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.<br /><br /><strong>VIRUS Woman</strong>: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her youwill lose some thing, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything ..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114863601500542920?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1148635813554864792006-05-26T14:52:00.000+05:302006-05-26T15:00:13.570+05:30Meanings of AbbreviationsNAPSTER<br />No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying<br /><br />TWAIN<br />Technology Without Any Important Name<br /><br />PCMCIA<br />People Can?t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms<br /><br />ISDN<br />It Still Does Nothing<br /><br />APPLE<br />Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity<br /><br />SCSI<br />System Can't See It<br /><br />DOS<br />Defective Operating System<br /><br />BASIC<br />Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control<br /><br />IBM<br />I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")<br /><br />DEC<br />Do Expect Cuts<br /><br />CD-ROM<br />Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months<br /><br />OS/2<br />Obsolete Soon Too<br /><br />WWWWorld Wide Wait<br /><br />MACINTOSH<br />Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs<br /><br />PENTIUM<br />Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics<br /><br />COBOL<br />Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language<br /><br />AMIGAA<br />Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction<br /><br />LISP<br />Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis<br /><br />MIPS<br />Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed<br /><br />WINDOWS<br />Will Install Needless Data On Whole System<br /><br />MICROSOFT<br />Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114863581355486479?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1146036155974505512006-04-26T12:52:00.000+05:302006-04-26T14:26:05.586+05:30Computer Engineer Husband...<p><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Hey everyone... here is my first post after arriving in B'lore... life here is too busy... i dont find much extra time for blogging... anyways here it is... enjoy... stay commenting... ;) </span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING </span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOMETIME.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - YOU ARE USELESS.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - BY DEFAULT.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - HARD DISK FULL.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS &amp; LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER >USER.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.<br /><br />---<strong>WIFE</strong> - I AM GOING<br /><br />---<strong>HUSBAND</strong> - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.<br /><br /></p></span><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114603615597450551?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1144735679193792842006-04-11T11:33:00.000+05:302006-04-11T11:39:01.860+05:30Finally at B'lore... New OfficeHey everybody...<br /><br />Finally i am at B'lore... Yesterday i was my first day at my new office... office is really kool and good infrastructure... and ppls here are also good &amp; co operative too...<br /><br />Still i will need few days to settle down...<br /><br />Thanks and hope u have a great day!<br /><br />Your friend... Amish !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114473567919379284?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1144387265501139732006-04-07T10:28:00.000+05:302006-04-07T10:52:20.170+05:30Happy Ram-NavmiHi !<br /><br />I just wanna wish you a <strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Happy Ram-Navmi</span></strong>.<br /><br />And on this Ram-Navmi, let's show our gratitude to God... join me in saying a prayer and hope that this Ram-Navmi brings happiness and peace in everyone life.<br /><br />I wish you happy n healthly week ahead. Take care and may God bless you.<br /><br />Your friend Amishhh... !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114438726550113973?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1144213643742091622006-04-05T10:31:00.000+05:302006-04-05T10:37:55.936+05:30Moving to B'loreHey everyone...<br /><br />Well just came from the vacation and again dis weekend m moving to b'lore...<br />guess what?? Got a new job at B'lore... so moving at new place, new work environment, will meet new ppls... i am really excited... I may not be able to post for little while... but I promise i will try my best n keep updating dis blog...<br /><br />Stay in touch... take care...<br /><br />------<br />Amish.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114421364374209162?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1143603377850782792006-03-29T09:00:00.000+05:302006-03-29T09:07:50.743+05:30If you don't like my blog...<span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"><br />If you don't like my blog...<br />scroll down,<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />Remember scroll down only if u don't like my blog<br />otherwise go back to ur work ...<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />--<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /></span><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;">then I want to say something ...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;">-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />Ye ley.... </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ye%20ley1.jpg" border="0" /></span></div><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#990000;">Bol acha lagta hai ..Bol...Bol!!!</span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114360337785078279?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1142489482521803322006-03-16T11:33:00.000+05:302006-03-16T11:43:15.520+05:30Vacation...Hello Guys... Yoooo!! I am very much excited... I am going to my hometown (Ahmedabad) for a few days i.e. from 17th March 06 and will be back in town (Hyderabad) on 26th March 06... I am really excited to meet my family and friends (gf too)... as I am going after a long time... I am not sure if i will get time for posting or not... anyways who care to reads dis blog n my post.. ;) ... c ya...<br /><br />Amish...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114248948252180332?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1141647873420433782006-03-06T17:44:00.000+05:302006-03-06T17:58:01.263+05:30Morden Dictionary...<strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Love affairs :</span></em> Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Marriage :</span></em> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Divorce :</span></em> Future tense of marriage<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Lecture :</span> </em>An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Conference :</em></span> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Compromise :</em></span> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Tears :</em></span> The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Dictionary :</em></span> A place where divorce comes before marriage.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Conference Room :</span></em> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ecstasy :</span></em> A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Classic :</span></em> A book which people praise, but do not read.<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Office :</em></span> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Yawn :</em></span> The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Etc. :</em></span> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Committee:</span></em> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Experience :</span></em> The name men give to their mistakes.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Atom Bomb:</em></span> An invention to end all inventions.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Philosopher :</em></span> A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Diplomat :</span></em> A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Opportunist :</span></em> A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Optimist :</em></span> A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Pessimist :</span></em> A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Miser :</span></em> A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Father :</span></em> A banker provided by nature.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Criminal :</em></span> A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Boss :</span></em> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Politician :</em></span> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.<br /></strong><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Doctor :</span></em> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.<br /></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Computer Engineer :</em></span> One who gets paid for posting and forwarding such emails...</strong><br /><br />-----<br />Isn't dis true ?? ... ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114164787342043378?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1141274264142117592006-03-02T10:00:00.000+05:302006-03-02T10:11:52.896+05:30Love You More Than My Computer.....<strong>Believe me it is true...</strong><br /><strong>You installed the best in me.</strong><br /><strong>Your picture is always in my background.</strong><br /><strong>You clicked my heart gently.</strong><br /><strong>You drive me crazy when I see you.</strong><br /><strong>Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me. </strong><br /><strong>You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.</strong><br /><br /><strong>I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second.</strong><br /><strong>You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. </strong><br /><strong>You are the only one that could navigate my feelings </strong><br /><strong>and explore my emotions at the same time.</strong><br /><br /><strong>I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.</strong><br /><strong>I always feel you close to me when</strong><br /><strong>I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass.</strong><br /><strong>You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out. </strong><br /><strong>I dream of being your only server as long as I live.</strong><br /><strong>You don't have to search for me, </strong><br /><strong>cause we are always linked to each others.</strong><br /><br /><strong>I see your name everywhere,</strong><br /><strong>my frontpage, my homepage and all my software. </strong><br /><strong>I scanned my life and found</strong><br /><strong>that I'm only infected by you.</strong><br /><strong>You are the virus I'd never remove,</strong><br /><strong>and why should I do?</strong><br /><strong>You formatted my life and added happiness to view. </strong><br /><strong>Believe me it is true... i love you more than my CPU!<br /></strong><br /><strong>----------<br /></strong><strong></strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong>I love you more than my CPU!... (Amish) ;)</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114127426414211759?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1141210067113743482006-03-01T16:08:00.000+05:302006-03-01T16:18:58.253+05:30GirlFriend Troubleshooting...<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">A Troubled User</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">-------------------------</span></strong><br /><br />Dear Tech Support:<br /><br />Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began expected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.<br /><br />In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,crashing the system whenever selected.<br /><br />I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.<br /><br />I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!<br /><br />Thanks,<br />A Troubled User.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>-------------------------<br />REPLY: From Tech Support<br />-------------------------</strong></span><br />Dear Troubled User:<br /><br />This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!<br /><br />It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.<br /><br />Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.<br /><br />I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.<br /><br />The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.exe. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.<br /><br />Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds5.0!<br /><br />WARNING!!! NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.<br /><br />Good luck,<br />Tech Support.<br /><br /><strong>LOL... Never upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ... ;)</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114121006711374348?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1141207358312945392006-03-01T15:26:00.000+05:302006-03-01T15:38:21.020+05:30Interesting IT Companies Names<strong>Interesting IT Companies Full Names...</strong><br /><br /><ol><li><strong>NIIT:</strong> Not Interested in IT</li><li><strong>WIPRO:</strong> Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output </li><li><strong>TCS:</strong> Totally Confusing Solutions</li><li><strong>HCL:</strong> Hidden Costs &amp; Losses </li><li><strong>INFOSYS:</strong> Inferior Offline Systems </li><li><strong>HUGHES:</strong> Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping </li><li><strong>IBM:</strong> Implicitly Boring Machines </li><li><strong>SATYAM:</strong> Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly </li><li><strong>PARAM:</strong> Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors</li><li><strong>C-DOT:</strong> Coffee during Office Timings</li><li><strong>AT&T:</strong> All Troubles &amp; Terrible</li><li><strong>CMC:</strong> Coffee, Meals and Comfort</li><li><strong>DEC:</strong> Drifting &amp; Exhausted Computers</li><li><strong>BFL:</strong> Brainwash first and Let them go</li><li><strong>TISL:</strong> Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.</li><li><strong>PSI:</strong> Peculiar Symptoms of India</li><li><strong>ORACLE:</strong> On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.</li><li><strong>PATNI:</strong> Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.</li><li><strong>MASTEK:</strong> Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana</li></ol><p>LOL... Interesting Full names... right??</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114120735831294539?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1141102155882815832006-02-28T10:11:00.000+05:302006-02-28T10:22:17.973+05:3010 Rules For A Good Day<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>10 Rules For A Good Day</strong></span></p><ol><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:<br />If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":<br />If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask God to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:<br />I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:<br />I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:<br />I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL NOT DO IT SECRETLY:<br />I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:<br />I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED:<br />My smile, my words, my _expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL NUTURE MY BODY:<br />I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank God for my body.<br /></span></li><li><span style="color:#000000;">TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLUY:<br />I will spend a little more time in prayer today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place (at some point during the day) and listen to God's voice!<br /></span></li></ol><p><span style="color:#cc0000;">if u have a good days in your life so apply that friendship ..i m also your friend..<br />Be Creative...</span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Luv you... Amish...</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114110215588281583?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1140581311150821102006-02-22T09:24:00.000+05:302006-02-22T09:43:18.400+05:30Poetic Resignation !-------------------------------------<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Employee Resignation</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Subject: I don't know if I should stay.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><strong>The name is good, the brand is big<br />But the work I do is that of a pig<br />The work or the brand; what is my way?<br />I don't know if I should stay.<br /><br />To work, they have set their own way<br />Nobody will care to hear what I say<br />My will be NULL, they wont change their way<br />I don't know if I should stay.<br /><br />The project is in a critical stage<br />But to do good work, this is the age<br />This dilemma is killing me day by day<br />I don't know if I should stay.<br /><br />The money is good, the place is great<br />But the development is at a very small rate<br />Should I go for the work, or wait for pay<br />I don't know if I should stay!<br /><br />The managers don't know what they talk<br />The team doesn't know where they walk<br />That's a bad situation, what say?<br />I don't know if I should stay.<br /><br />I can go to any other place<br />But what if I get the s ame disgrace<br />I can't keep switching day by day<br />I don't know if I should stay.<br /><br />The -ves are more, the +ves are less<br />Then why have this unnecessary mess<br />No more will I walk their way,<br />It's all done, I won't stay.<br /><br />Thanks & Regards<br />Employee<br /></strong><br />-------------------------------------<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Manager Response</span><br />-------------------------------------<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><strong>The decision is good or decision is bad<br />Only God knows still I am glad<br />Keep moving in! life that is what I can say<br /><br />If you feel right go in the same way<br />May god give you the work, the challenge you want<br />Anyway there is always a second chance<br />Chances are there, grab them snatch them<br />That is what I can say<br /><br />Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....<br />That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)<br />From my experience I can tell you<br />Being in software development is like taking hell out of you<br />You are frustrated since you have no quality work<br />And you were frustrated because you had quantity work<br /><br />It's always like that previous job was better than the current one<br />And expects the new job will be much better than this one<br />But what you get is a frustration level up to sun<br />Than you will again send the resignation like this one<br />This is all what I want to say<br /><br />Have you completed all the formalities?<br />Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)<br />Once done you can take all your cash<br />But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.<br />At last I appreciate your contribution to the company<br />Even though there was not any....<br /><br />You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI<br />Don't feel shy<br />As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....<br />That is all what I want to say.<br /><br />Thanks &amp; Regards<br />Manager.<br /></strong><br />------------------------<br />Isn't dat kool resignation and kool response from manager...??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114058131115082110?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1140151509898441502006-02-17T10:08:00.000+05:302006-02-17T10:16:49.000+05:30What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?<span style="color:#333333;">I hope everyone enjoyed on Valentine's Day ... :)</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Here is another issue... </span></span><br /><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="font-size:130%;">What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Some Film titles may be like these : --</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Network Ke Us Paar</span><br /></strong></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong>Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai<br /><br />Aao Chat Kare<br /><br />Programmer No.1<br /><br />Mera Naam Developer<br /><br />Java Wale Job Le Jayenge<br /><br />Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein<br /><br />Do Processor, Baarah Terminal<br /><br />Tera Code Chal Gaya<br /><br />Har Din Jo Mail Karega<br /><br />Debugging Koi Khel Nahi<br /><br />Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai<br /><br />Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!<br /><br />Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari<br /><br />Login Karo Sajana<br /><br />Naukar PC Ka<br /><br />1942 -- A Bug Story<br /><br />Kaho Na Virus Hai<br /><br />Crash Se Crash Tak<br /><br />Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai<br /><br />Shaheed Hacker Singh<br /><br />Password De Ke Dekho<br /><br />Terminal Apna , Login Parayi<br /><br />Mr. Network Lal<br /><br />Terminal Sajaake Rakhna<br /><br />Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani<br /><br />Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha<br /><br />Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi<br /><br />Hang To Hona Hi Tha</strong></span><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Leave you comment if you like... or you have any movie name suggestion :D</span><br /><br />---<br /><strong><a href="http://amish-gilani.blogspot.com/">Your Friend Amish Gilani.</a></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-114015150989844150?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1139891926750078652006-02-14T10:01:00.000+05:302006-02-14T14:49:23.743+05:30Happy Valentines Day to every one !<span style="color:#cc0000;">A big loving hello to all of you!<br /><br />Well, the most romantic day of the year finally here. It is the day to love and be loved. So get set...<br /><br />What are your plans for the big night ? Do you intend to have a big party with your friends or just with your soul mate ? Well, whatever just make sure that you have an overdose of love this February 14 ! So if you are looking for that perfect chance to let your crush know about it all, just say it ! And as you pamper your sweetheart, do spread some love around your <strong>friends and folks as well</strong>. Tell your <strong>mom</strong> just how precious she is with some cool <strong>Valentine's Day gift</strong>.<br /><br /></span><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/clip_image001.gif"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/clip_image001.jpg" border="0" /></span></a></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">Valentine's Day doesn’t include just romantic love. So wish everyone a very Happy Valentine's Day, send some warm wishes to all your dear ones.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Friends </span></strong><br />Friends are those special people in our lives who love us unconditionally and are always there for us. So on this love-filled day, make sure you let your friends know just how much their presence means to you. Having a true friend is really a blessing. Now if you are so blessed, celebrate it by sending some cool ecards to all your pals. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>I Love You</strong></span><br />It’s sheer magic when someone says, “I love you”, isn’t it ? After all, the sentence bonds “you” and “I” by love ! So get closer to your special someone by speaking your heart out. And if you can’t gather the courage to say it, worry not. I have the perfect I Love You ecards that will speak on your behalf. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Family </span></strong><br />Now I'm sure you’ll have a lot of wishing to do on Valentine's Day—your parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, siblings, cousins, in-laws, et al. Wow, a family sure is a big hub of love, isn't it ? I have a lot of fun with my family and I'm sure you do too. So this February 14 take the opportunity to wish all those special people who make life so much fun and comfortable for us right from the day we’re born ! </span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Thank You </span></strong><br />Although it’s Valentine's Day, it’s disturbing to know that many people are lonely and living without love. That indeed makes us realize how lucky we are to have folks around us. So appreciate this gift and say a special Thank You to all those who care for you. Shower your gratitude on them by sending them some heartfelt greetings.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Missing You</span></strong><br />It’s sad when lovers have miles to conquer and can’t meet often. So if distance is playing the villain and you are far away on Valentine's Day, send some virtual kisses and smooches to your better half now ! Missing You ecards are right here to carry your feelings forward. On a brighter note, distance does make the heart grow fonder. So why not revel on that cheery thought ? </span></p><p align="left"><span style="color:#cc0000;">That’s a lot of love I have just spoken about, being a <strong>happy SINGLE</strong> ! So evidently, you need not feel sad if you are single. Believe it or not, with a great bunch of friends and folks, no one can ever be single. So smile and party with Valentine’s Day wishes.<br /><br /><br /><strong>Happy Valentine's Day to every one !</strong></span></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">Your friend Amish ! </span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113989192675007865?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1139475370556103372006-02-09T14:16:00.000+05:302006-02-09T14:29:48.266+05:3014th Feb is coming.....<div align="center"><span style="color:#993300;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>14th Feb is coming</strong></span> </span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#993300;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="color:#993300;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#993300;"></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113947537055610337?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1139317318847474952006-02-07T18:10:00.000+05:302006-02-07T18:36:30.680+05:30Rarely available photos...<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/1.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/1.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">1) Tim Berners Lee -- Founder of the World Wide Web </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/2.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/2.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">2) Picture taken when microsoft was started</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/3.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/3.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">3) Steve Woznaik(sitting) and Steve Jobs of APPLE Computers.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">He was three months late in filing a name for the business because he didn't get any better name for his new company.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">So one day he told to the staff: "If I'll not get better name by 5 o'clcok today, our company's name will be anything he likes..."</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">So at 5 o'clcok nobody comeup with better name, and he was eating APPLE that time...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">so he keep the name of the company <span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>'Apple Computers'</strong></span></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/4.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/4.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">4) Bill Hewlett(L) and Dave Packard(R) of HP. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Behind them in the picture is the famous HP Garage. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">And the winner was NOT Bill... the winner was Dave.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/5.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/5.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">5) Ken Thompson (L)and Dennis Ritchie(R) ,creators of UNIX.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and called it 'New B'.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon programming language (named after his wife Bonnie)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">He later called it C.</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/6.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/6.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">6) Larry Page(L) and Sergey Brin(R), founders of Google.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Google was originally named 'Googol'. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">After founders (Stanford graduates) Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor...they received a cheque made out to <span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>'Google'</strong></span> !... </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">So they kept name as GOOGLE</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/7.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/7.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">7) Gordon Moore(L) and Bob Noyce(R) ,founders of Intel.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce'.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">But that was already trademarked by a hotel chain...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">So they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics... </span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>INTEL</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/8.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">8) Andreas Bechtolsheim , Bill Joy, Scott Mc Nealy and Vinod Khosla of SUN(StanfordUniversity Network) MicroSystems.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Founded by four StanfordUniversity buddies.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer; </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Vinod Khosla recruited him;</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it;</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network.</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"></span></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/9.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">9) Linus Torvalds of Linux Operating System Linus Torvalds originally used the Minix OS on his system which he replaced by his OS.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix).</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name it Freax (free + freak + x). </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">His friend Ari Lemmk encouraged Linus to upload it to a network so it could be easily downloaded.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as he did not like the name Freax. Linus like that directory name and he kept the name of his new OS to LINUX...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/10.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/10.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">10) Picture taken when INFY was started. This picture was found in the album of the clerk who took this picture...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The picture was with that clerk only because it was his birthday and he just told everyone to stand together at one place to take a pic.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">He borrow a camera from his friend and as he can not tell any of his boss to take pic, so he took pic by himself... even it was his birthday.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/11.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/11.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">AND THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WHEN SUPERHIT <span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>SHOLEY</strong></span> WAS STARTED...... </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">They were looking at ashrani when he was doing practice first time with his funny Jailer's dress... ALONE on one rock...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">-----------------</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Wow... Even i dint saw some pics before i got this email... I really like these pics... so i though to share... ;-)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Amish Gilani.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113931731884747495?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1139044125480851792006-02-04T14:28:00.000+05:302006-02-04T14:41:32.386+05:30New rule for seat belt ..!<strong><u><span style="font-size:180%;">Seat Belt</span></u></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Correct installation is illustrated below... </span><br /><br />-------<br /><br />--------------<br /><br />---------------------<br /><br />----------------------------<br /><br />-----------------------------------<br /><br />------------------------------------------<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/seat%20belt.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/seat%20belt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------<br />So what do you feel on new rule of seat belt... lol...<br /><br />I am comfortable with new rule.... do you have any comment ... :D ??<br /><br /><strong>Amish Gilani.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113904412548085179?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1138943516837126892006-02-03T10:29:00.000+05:302006-02-03T10:49:23.463+05:30A computer virus, scheduled to strike on February 3...<strong>Beware the 'Kama Sutra' virus</strong><br /><strong>Kama Sutra virus to hit India hardest.</strong> via. Times of India.<br /><blockquote><p><em>The Kama Sutra is giving computer professionals across the world sleepless<br />nights. But not in the way you think.<br /><br />A computer virus, scheduled to strike on February 3, Kama Sutra will<br />corrupt documents with the most common file types, including doc, pdf and zip<br />files.<br /><br />And here's the bad news: India will be the most affected.<br /><br />Speaking to The Times of India , managing director of Centre for Anti Virus<br />Technology, Pune, Kailash Katkar, said:<br />"This virus first emerged on January 16. It has already crashed 300,000<br />computers across the globe. However, its worst effect will be felt on February<br />3. We feel the virus specially targets computers with the Norton anti-virus<br />software. That puts India, Peru and Italy, where this software is used in<br />abundance, in grave risk. The only way people can save their files is by<br />updating their anti-virus software before February 3."</em> </p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1397153.cms?headline=Kama~Sutra~virus~to~hit~India~hardest">Read Complete article here...</a><br /><br />Related Links:<br /><a href="http://www.crime-research.org/news/31.01.2006/1794/">http://www.crime-research.org/news/31.01.2006/1794/</a><br /><a href="http://news.com.com/Kama+Sutra+worm+seduces+PC+users/2100-7349_3-6030129.html">http://news.com.com/Kama+Sutra+worm+seduces+PC+users/2100-7349_3-6030129.html</a><br /><a href="http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1559542.htm">http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1559542.htm</a><br /><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3558992a28,00.html">http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3558992a28,00.html</a><br /><br />-------------------<br />Computers can be protected by ensuring anti-virus software updates are current.<br />-------------------<br />Amishhh...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113894351683712689?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1137495463599596432006-01-17T16:22:00.000+05:302006-01-17T16:30:11.983+05:30Swami Vivekananda - Don't limit your challenges, Challenge your limits...<span style="font-size:130%;">Must Read...<br /></span><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image001.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image001.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><p><strong>When I Asked God for Strength<br />He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face</strong></p><p><strong>When I Asked God for Brain &amp; Brown<br />He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve </strong></p><p><strong>When I Asked God for Happiness<br />He Showed Me Some Unhappy People </strong></p><p><strong>When I Asked God for Wealth<br />He Showed Me How to Work Hard </strong></p><p><strong>When I Asked God for Favors<br />He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard </strong></p><p><strong>When I Asked God for Peace<br />He Showed Me How to Help Others </strong></p><p><strong>God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted<br />He Gave Me Everything I Needed </strong></p><p><strong>- Swami Vivekananda</strong></p><p>---------------------<br />Amish...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113749546359959643?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136800067718231072006-01-09T15:15:00.000+05:302006-01-09T16:52:10.056+05:30New CPU design.. isn't dat gr8...???<strong>New CPU design...</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/1.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/3.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/4.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/5.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/6.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/6.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113680006771823107?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136553833557626722006-01-06T18:43:00.000+05:302006-01-09T10:21:53.600+05:30Time to Laugh....... :-)<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>arzz hai ...</strong><br /></span><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image001.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image001.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha galib?????????</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Wah Wah..... Wah Wah</span> </strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image002.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image002.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Hawa mein Aazad ud raha tha galib?????????</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Bahot Khub......</span> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image002.0.gif"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image002.0.gif" border="0" /></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image002.gif"></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image002.gif"></a></strong><br /><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Hawa mein bettab ud raha tha galib?????????</span></strong><br /><strong>?</strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Aage bhi to bolo.... </span><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image003.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image003.0.jpg" border="0" /></a></strong><br />..<br />...<br />..<br />...<br /><p>..<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br />.....<br />...<br />..<br /></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Ruk gayi hawa<br /></strong><strong>Gir gaya galib....... ????</strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">???</span></strong><strong> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image004.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image004.0.jpg" border="0" /></a></strong></p><p><strong><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image006.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image006.0.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image007.0.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image007.0.jpg" border="0" /></a></strong></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Happy weekend...</strong></span></p><p>[RC:b1c4de84]</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113655383355762672?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136455569367188542006-01-05T15:32:00.000+05:302006-01-05T15:38:19.476+05:30True Indian...An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,butter &amp; jam<br />when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.<br /><br />The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:<br /><br />Pakistani : "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"<br /><br />Indian (in a bad mood): " Of course."<br /><br />Pakistani : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan , we onlyeat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them intocroissants and sell them to India."<br /><br />The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.<br />The Indian listens in silence.<br /><br />The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"<br /><br />Indian : "Of Course."<br /><br />Pakistani : (cracking his gum between his teeth andchuckling),"We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all thepeels, seeds, andleftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell thejam to India ."<br /><br />The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan ?<br /><br />Pakistani : "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.<br /><br />Indian : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"<br /><br />Pakistani : "We throw them away, of course."<br /><br />Indian : "We don't. In India,we put them in acontainer, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan.<br /><br />----------<br />Amish...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113645556936718854?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136271304884397202006-01-03T12:09:00.000+05:302006-01-03T12:49:00.333+05:30Sholay in IT... ;)<span style="font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>They reach Ramgad and started shouting:</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;"><em>"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".</em></span></strong> </span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>Thakur [with anger]:</strong></span> <strong><span style="color:#6666cc;"><em>"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;"></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>Kaalia:</strong></span> <span style="color:#6666cc;"><strong><em>"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?" </em></strong></span><br /><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;">Thakur:</span> <em><span style="color:#6666cc;">"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."</span><br /></em><br /><span style="color:#996633;">Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;">Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:</span> <span style="color:#6666cc;"><em>"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko hire kiya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."</em></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff6666;">Veeru shouts:</span></strong> <em><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;">"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte</span></strong> <span style="color:#6666cc;"><strong>hain."</strong></span> </em><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#cc6600;">Jay hits his keyboard,then says:</span> <span style="color:#6666cc;"><em>"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."</em></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#330033;"></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#666666;"><strong><span style="color:#993399;">AT GABBAR'S DEN...</span></strong> </span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#6666cc;">Gabbar:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar.</em>"</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Gabbar:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."</em> </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#990000;"><strong>[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].</strong></span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><em>"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"</em></strong></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Sambaa:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Chhey sarkaar."</em> </span></strong><br /><strong><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Gabbar:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai ." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"</em></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Kaalia:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."</em></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#6666cc;">Gabbar:</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>"To ab documentation kar!</em> </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#666666;">Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha.............................................</span><br /><br />Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha.............................................<br /><br />-----<br />Amish Gilani...</strong><br /></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113627130488439720?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136270282541392992006-01-03T12:00:00.000+05:302006-01-03T12:51:05.916+05:30Innovative ideas for suicides! ...Hehe1.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image002.2.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image002.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />2.<br /><br />3.<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image003.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image003.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />4.<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image004.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image004.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />5. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image005.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image005.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />6. <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image006.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image006.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />7.<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image007.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image007.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/image001.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/image001.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />----<br /><strong>Amish...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113627028254139299?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136194691075033002006-01-02T14:57:00.000+05:302006-01-02T15:08:11.510+05:30Graphic Artists at its best...<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.22.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.22.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.15.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.15.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.21.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" 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alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136017853390356352005-12-31T13:52:00.000+05:302005-12-31T14:00:53.396+05:30Good Bye 2005.....Hello 2006 !!Only this much of working hours are left in this Year...<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.11.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.11.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But these many are still left in NEXT year 2006....<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.10.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.10.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong>Wishing one and all a wonderful weekend and a very very Happy and Prosperous New Year!!!</strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113601785339035635?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1136007644972695582005-12-31T10:50:00.000+05:302005-12-31T11:10:44.980+05:30I HATE BOYS VS. I HATE GIRL...<strong>BOYS:</strong><br /><br />A heart is not a playing thing,<br />A heart is not a toy,<br />but if you want it broken,<br />Just give it to a boy.<br /><br />Boys,they like to play with things<br />To see what makes them run,<br />But when it comes to kissing,<br />They do it just for fun.<br /><br />Boys never give their hearts away<br />They play us girls for fools,<br />They wait until we give our hearts<br />And then they play it c ool.<br />You will wonder where he is at night,<br />You will wonder if he is true,<br />One moment you will be happy,<br />One moment you will be blue.<br />If you get the chance to see him<br />Your heart begins to dance,<br />Your life revolves around him,<br />There's nothing like r o m a n c e.<br />And then it starts to happen,<br />You worry day and night,<br />You see my friend, you're losing him<br />It never turns out right.<br /><br />Boys are great though immature,<br />The $price$ you $pay$ is $high$,<br />He may seem sweet and gorgeous,<br />But remember he is just a guy.<br />Don't fall in love with just a boy<br />That's takes a lot of nerve.<br />You see my friend,you need a man<br />To get what you deserve.<br />So when you think that you're in love,<br />Be careful if you can<br />Before you give your heart away<br />Make sure that he's a man.<br /><br /><strong>GIRLS:</strong><br /><br />There are many good things in life,<br />Like cars,$money$,and weed.<br />But if you want something c o n f u s i n g,<br />A girl is all you need.<br /><br />A girl doesn't say what she wants,<br />But you're somehow supposed to know,<br />If they want to do this or do that,<br />Stay here,stay there,or just go.<br />Then there's the time,you all know what I mean,<br />That monthly little j o y,<br />That lets them a b u s e the shit out of you,<br />just for being a boy.<br />If you ever dare to look at another girl,<br />They seem to scream,go on,and panic.<br />But watch how fast they ignore you,<br />at the sight of that queer from "Titanic".<br />They give you questions like,<br />"Am I fat?",<br />And "If you could go with one of my friends,who?",<br />There is no answer, face the facts,<br />You are definitely through.<br />They take nothing and blow it up,<br />And make a tremendous fuss,<br />So girls no matter what you think,<br />You are just as hard to u n d e r s t a n d.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113600764497269558?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135832988853034712005-12-29T10:36:00.000+05:302005-12-29T10:39:48.860+05:30MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE ...Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were going inan auto. They met with an accident and all three of them died.<br /><br />YamaDharmaRaj was waiting for this moment.<br />He asks PVNR and Advani to go toHEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent toHELL.<br /><br />Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All three of them served public. Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that there shouldbe a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and should not be justbased on opinion.<br /><br />Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appearfor English test.<br /><br />PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.<br />It is Laloo's turnand he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA". Laloo protests that he doesn'tknow English. It is not fair that he is given a tough question and thusforced to fail.<br /><br />Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi to giveanother chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi isideal).<br /><br />PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easilyand passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He toopasses.<br />Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one.Fails.<br /><br />Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to betested in History.<br /><br />Yama says this is the last chance and he would not takeany more tests.<br />PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". Hereplied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died in it?".He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 100,000 or 200,000 or300,000 (clue). Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.<br /><br />It's Laloo'sturn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000who died.<br /><br />LALOO accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.<br /><br /><strong>MORAL : IF YOUR BOSS IS DETERMINED TO FIRE YOU, ANTICIPATE IT AND BEPREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. (MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE )</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113583298885303471?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135831995270976292005-12-29T10:18:00.000+05:302005-12-29T10:23:15.273+05:30Some Nice Quotes...Somewhere, some1 dreams of ur smile & finds urpresence in life so worthwhile. So when ur lonely,remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinkingof u.<br /><br />God in heaven... god above, plz protect the 1 i luvsent with a smile and sealed with a kiss... i luv the1 who's readin this...<br /><br />When love is deep in the heart, there are no regrets.When it is time for us to part, there will be tears toshed, and memories to share.<br /><br />A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouLALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNgLovED bY YoU???<br /><br />Kiss's R blown & kiss's R wasted but kiss's R notkiss's unless they R tasted but kiss's spread germs &amp;germs R hated so kiss me babe im VACCINATED!!<br /><br />If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and Itogether.<br /><br />Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have towalk by again? ? ? ?<br /><br />I asked God 4 a Flower he gave me a garden, I asked 4a tree he gave a forest, I asked 4 a river he gave mean Ocean, I asked 4 an ANGEL he gave me YOU<br /><br />It is better to lose my pride to the one I love thanto lose the one I love because of pride.<br /><br />if i walk inFront of u,i'm pRotecting u. If i walkBside u, i'm tHERe fOr u. If i walk bEHind u, i'mWatching over u. If i walk alone, i'm THINKING oFYou...<br /><br />A heart truly in love never loses hope but alwaysbelieve in the promises of love, No matter how longthe time and how far the distance. <br /><br />A special smile, a special face, a special sum1 ican't replace, i luv u i always will, u ve filled aspace no one can fill!<br /><br />I miss u wen u r far away, I think about u every nite& day, Even if we cant b 2gether, I will miss u now &amp;forever!<br /><br />True luv is hard 2 find, Special 1, 1 of a kind, Butthe luv inside of me is true, It appeared the day imet you!<br /><br />If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true, i wudnt bhere id b wiv u, Distance is 1 thing dat keeps usapart, But u will always remain in my heart!<br /><br />If i were a tear in ur eye, i wud roll down onto urlips, But if u were a tear in my eye, i wud never cryas i wud be afraid 2 lose u!<br /><br />It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce,so many good things cum in 2, &amp; one of those things isme & u!<br /><br />A genie granted me 3 wishes. i said i won't b havin 3wishes not even 2. i told him i wud only wish 4 1thing.. baby! i wished 4u!<br /><br />when 2 hearts r meant for each other, no distance isso far, no time is so long and no other love can breakthem apart...<br /><br />You might not need me now, not tomorrow, maybe notever. But even for just an instance you feel alone,remember that during that moment, I am just here.<br /><br />Fate brought the both of us together. So naturallywhen you look at us, you will think we match eachother. Coz we are make to be for each other.<br /><br />U must b tired cOz u have been runninG thru my mind,u gotta be a thief coz u have stolen my heart n i musthave been a bad shooter Coz i keep missing u... <br /><br />So many questions, but the answers are so few, all ireally know, is, I MISS YOU<br /><br />Hearts could only love for a while, feets could onlywalk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style,but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....<br /><br />U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. Umay be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I maymean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.<br /><br />True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've gotthe chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..<br /><br />When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. Butso often at times we look so long at da closed door..that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us<br /><br />My EyEs DETECTED, My HeArT REACTED, ThOuSaNdS wErEREJECTED, AnD YoU wErE SELECTED.<br /><br />They say I need treasure maps to find treasure, but Iproved them wrong coz even without a map I found U!And U'll always be treasued in my heart!<br /><br />da leaves may 4get da tree, da waves may 4get dasea, da flowers may 4get da bee, or even U may 4getme, BUT I will NEVER EVER 4get U coz U R very special2 me!<br /><br />The Past May Hav Been A Disaster, The Present SeemsBlur & The Future May Be Unclear. But No matter Wat MyDear, I'll B There 4U. Something That Is Always Clear<br /><br />Never take 4 granted every person close 2 ur heart,coz U might wake up one day and realize that U've losta Diamond coz U were too busy in colecting stones.<br /><br />tERe arE 12 monThs iN a yEaR... 4 weEks In aMontH... 7 daYs In a wEeK... 24 hRs In a dAy... buTtErE's onLy OnE YOU iN a lifeTiMe...<br /><br />Love is to think about someone else more times in aday than you think about yourself.<br /><br /><strong>plz remind me 2 remind u abt reminding me 2 send uthis reminder tht reminds me of reminding u tht I MTHERE 4 U.DON'T FORGET.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />I hope u like them ... and will you somewhere for someone...<br /><br />Amish.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113583199527097629?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135830698040891982005-12-29T09:55:00.000+05:302005-12-29T10:02:46.853+05:30ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES...<div align="center">ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES </div><div align="center">?</div><div align="center">?</div><div align="center">?</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">As received Save your brain </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.7.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><p></p><p>Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. </p><p>Share this message with all your friends &amp; family .... </p><p>Amish.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113583069804089198?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135771467373159482005-12-28T17:19:00.000+05:302005-12-28T17:35:23.550+05:30How to Kill a Lion ... !!!<strong>How to Kill a Lion:<br /><br /></strong>TCS method:<br /></strong>hire a liongive him hell a lot of work and pay him government salarylion dies of hunger and frustration<br /><br />Infy method:<br />hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will die eventually of frustration...<br /><br />IBM's metbod:<br />hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...he dies of unemployment...<br /><br />Syntel Method:<br />Hire a Cat ...assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsiteand make sure that he never reaches onsite.Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....<br /><br />MBT method:<br />hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score > 60% he will lose the job.lion dies of the strain?<br /><br />i-Flex method:<br />hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in Africansafarifor implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if hecomes alive he will get band movement (promotion)holy cow dies in fear of the real lion<br /><br />COSL Method:<br />hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....<br /><br />Polaris Method :<br />hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )cut down his allowance (coupons etc)lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....<br /><br />Silverline Method:<br />hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him...he dies of hunger...<br /><br />Quinnox method:<br />hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a premature delivery.Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical &amp; mental activity...<br /><br />Patni method:<br />hire a lion, offer him a salary of a cat...the lion dies before joining....<br />Nucsoft method:hire a lion, give him job of grass eating (IBBS Support)..the lion dies from lack of eating meat...<br /><br />Satyam method:<br />hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and deport him to Chennai centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking ppl...lion dies in oblivion......<br /><br />Wipro method:<br />hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him to Wipro Lights division..lion dies due to Lightness...<br /><br />Mastek method:<br />hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything and everything...ask him to fill complicated competency forms... differ increments and pay him salary of a cat...lion dies due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation...<br /><br />Caritor Method:<br />hire a lion...ask him to stay at work..give him vegetables to eat...hire 10 more lionsgive them vegetables to eathire 20 more.......<br /><br />Hexaware Method:<br />hire the lionsend him to recidential traininggive him 45 days of soft skill dosewhen he comes back... give again training(dont assign him any project)one more training...more traininghe will automatically die........<br /><br />Microsoft Method: Hire a lion.....(thats it...)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113577146737315948?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135768444998824352005-12-28T16:30:00.000+05:302005-12-29T10:03:48.300+05:30Have U Seen NASA??Have U Seen NASA?? Is tat Nasa Or A dreamLand ..??? :P<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.3.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.4.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.5.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.5.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/ShowLetter.6.jpg"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/ShowLetter.6.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113576844499882435?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135767224415911472005-12-28T16:21:00.000+05:302006-01-02T15:13:14.966+05:30Computer Shayari...Computer Shayari ... I hope you will like ... sorry if you already have read ... :)<br />------------------------------------------------------------<br /><div align="center">Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo<br />Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitane files daaloo<br /><br />Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao<br />Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao<br /><br />Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai<br />Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main hazaaro milte hai<br /><br />Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho<br />Mere pyar ka mouse banake ungaliyon pe nachate ho<br /><br />Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai<br />Par bicch main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai<br /><br />Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar<br />Hamaare dil ke site par kabhi to visit maro yaar<br /><br />Apne insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga<br />Jaaneman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga<br /><br />Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye<br />Do PC joodte joodte hang ho gaye<br /><br />Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya karte hai<br />Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai<br /><br />Tumse mila me kal to, mere dil me hua ek SOUND,<br />Lakin ajj tum mili to kahati ho : UR FILE IS NOT FOUND!<br /><br />Ho gayi galati humse, Click ho gaya Mouse,</div><div align="center">Duniya ki parwah chhodo, ban jao mari SPOUSE .</div>------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113576722441591147?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135766310576477842005-12-28T16:05:00.000+05:302005-12-29T10:05:13.143+05:30Here are some Useful tips For You... ;)<strong>Other ways to use your Cell phones... :D</strong><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.1.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.2.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.3.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.3.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/mime-attachment.4.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/mime-attachment.4.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113576631057647784?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20255647.post-1135757231545037832005-12-28T13:17:00.003+05:302008-12-02T17:45:48.244+05:30Amish Gilani - About meLet me introuduce myself before i start blogging... here i go...<br /><br /><strong>About Me:</strong><br /><strong>I am Amish Gilani. Currently I am working with AOL LLC as Sr. Analyst (SEO)</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>My Contact Detail:</strong><br /><br /><strong>Email:</strong> <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/1600/amish.0.png"><img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4923/2025/320/amish.0.png" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><p align="left"></p><strong>Cell Number:</strong> +91 9880184100<br /><br /><strong>My Objective:</strong><br /><br />To be member of winning team where “Innovation is meaning of life", motive is "Progress Through Learning" and "There is always a better way of doing things" is the common belief.<br /><br /><strong>My Work Experience:</strong><br /><br /><ul><li>Worked as a SEO at “Brain Stream” (BSindia.com). From November 2003 to June 2005.July 2005 to till today date </li><li>Working with "Genessee Tech" as an SEO Specialist. From August 2005 to Till today's date.</li></ul><p><strong>Certification:</strong></p><ul><li>Adwords Qualified Professional Google - <strong>Google</strong></li><li>Dual Diploma in Multimedia (DDM) - <strong>Institute:</strong> ARENA MULTIMEDIA </li><li>Professional Certification in Web Engineering - <strong>Institute:</strong> ARENA MULTIMEDIA</li></ul><p>These is my personal blog... </p><p>Hope you enjoy reading my blog... :Cheers:</p><p>------<br />Amish Gilani...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20255647-113575723154503783?l=amish-gilani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Amish Gilanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07169193745429048879noreply@blogger.com0