Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Swami Vivekananda - Don't limit your challenges, Challenge your limits...

Must Read...



When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

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Amish...

Monday, January 09, 2006

New CPU design.. isn't dat gr8...???

New CPU design...






Friday, January 06, 2006

Time to Laugh....... :-)

arzz hai ...



Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha galib?????????


Wah Wah..... Wah Wah

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Hawa mein Aazad ud raha tha galib?????????

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Bahot Khub......

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Hawa mein bettab ud raha tha galib?????????
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Ruk gayi hawa
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Happy weekend...

[RC:b1c4de84]

Thursday, January 05, 2006

True Indian...

An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,butter & jam
when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Pakistani : "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"

Indian (in a bad mood): " Of course."

Pakistani : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan , we onlyeat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them intocroissants and sell them to India."

The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.
The Indian listens in silence.

The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Indian : "Of Course."

Pakistani : (cracking his gum between his teeth andchuckling),"We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all thepeels, seeds, andleftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell thejam to India ."

The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan ?

Pakistani : "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.

Indian : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Pakistani : "We throw them away, of course."

Indian : "We don't. In India,we put them in acontainer, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan.

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Amish...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Sholay in IT... ;)

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.


Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko hire kiya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."


AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."


[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai ." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

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Amish Gilani...

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Amish...

Monday, January 02, 2006