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If you don't like my blog...
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Remember scroll down only if u don't like my blog
otherwise go back to ur work ...
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Ye ley....

Bol acha lagta hai ..Bol...Bol!!!

Vacation...

Hello Guys... Yoooo!! I am very much excited... I am going to my hometown (Ahmedabad) for a few days i.e. from 17th March 06 and will be back in town (Hyderabad) on 26th March 06... I am really excited to meet my family and friends (gf too)... as I am going after a long time... I am not sure if i will get time for posting or not... anyways who care to reads dis blog n my post.. ;) ... c ya...

Amish...

Morden Dictionary...

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for posting and forwarding such emails...

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Isn't dis true ?? ... ;)

Love You More Than My Computer.....

Believe me it is true...
You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.
You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.

I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate my feelings
and explore my emotions at the same time.

I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when
I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out.
I dream of being your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me,
cause we are always linked to each others.

I see your name everywhere,
my frontpage, my homepage and all my software.
I scanned my life and found
that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove,
and why should I do?
You formatted my life and added happiness to view.
Believe me it is true... i love you more than my CPU!

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I love you more than my CPU!... (Amish) ;)

GirlFriend Troubleshooting...

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A Troubled User
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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began expected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY: From Tech Support
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.exe. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds5.0!

WARNING!!! NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Good luck,
Tech Support.

LOL... Never upgrade Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ... ;)

Interesting IT Companies Names

Interesting IT Companies Full Names...

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
4. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
8. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly
9. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
10. C-DOT: Coffee during Office Timings
11. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
14. BFL: Brainwash first and Let them go
15. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
16. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
17. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
18. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
19. MASTEK: Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana

LOL... Interesting Full names... right??