Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Computer Engineer Husband...

Hey everyone... here is my first post after arriving in B'lore... life here is too busy... i dont find much extra time for blogging... anyways here it is... enjoy... stay commenting... ;)

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---HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.

---WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.

---HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

---WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING


---HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

---WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.

---HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOMETIME.

---WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.

---HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

---WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.

---HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

---WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.

---HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

---WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.

---HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.

---WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS

---HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

---WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.

---HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

---WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.

---HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

---WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.

---HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

---WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.

---HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.

---WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.

---HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER >USER.

---WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU

---HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

---WIFE - I AM GOING

---HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Finally at B'lore... New Office

Hey everybody...

Finally i am at B'lore... Yesterday i was my first day at my new office... office is really kool and good infrastructure... and ppls here are also good & co operative too...

Still i will need few days to settle down...

Thanks and hope u have a great day!

Your friend... Amish !

Friday, April 07, 2006

Happy Ram-Navmi

Hi !

I just wanna wish you a Happy Ram-Navmi.

And on this Ram-Navmi, let's show our gratitude to God... join me in saying a prayer and hope that this Ram-Navmi brings happiness and peace in everyone life.

I wish you happy n healthly week ahead. Take care and may God bless you.

Your friend Amishhh... !

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Moving to B'lore

Hey everyone...

Well just came from the vacation and again dis weekend m moving to b'lore...
guess what?? Got a new job at B'lore... so moving at new place, new work environment, will meet new ppls... i am really excited... I may not be able to post for little while... but I promise i will try my best n keep updating dis blog...

Stay in touch... take care...

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Amish.