Hey everyone... here is my first post after arriving in B'lore... life here is too busy... i dont find much extra time for blogging... anyways here it is... enjoy... stay commenting... ;)
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---HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
---WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.
---HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
---WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
---HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
---WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
---HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOMETIME.
---WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
---HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
---WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
---HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
---WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
---HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
---WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.
---HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.
---WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
---HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
---WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
---HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
---WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
---HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
---WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
---HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
---WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
---HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.
---WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
---HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER >USER.
---WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
---HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
---WIFE - I AM GOING
---HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
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