Husband and Wife Jokes...

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing..

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 Horror Movie Dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

T20 World Cup 2009 Schedule and Time Table

ICC T20 World Cup 2009

12 Teams and here are the groups:

• Group A : India, Bangladesh, Ireland
• Group B : Pakistan, England, Netherland
• Group C : Australia, Sri Lanka, West Indies
• Group D : South Africa, New Zealand, Scotland

Full schedule of the 2009 T20 World cup England:

Date	Teams	Type	Venue
05, June 2009	England v Netherlands	D/N	London
06, June 2009	New Zealand v Scotland	Day	London
06, June 2009	Australia v West Indies	Day	London
06, June 2009	India v Bangladesh	D/N	Nottingham
07, June 2009	South Africa v Scotland	Day	London
07, June 2009	England v Pakistan	D/N	London
08, June 2009	Bangladesh v Ireland	Day	Nottingham
08, June 2009	Australia v Sri Lanka	D/N	Nottingham
09, June 2009	Pakistan v Netherlands	Day	London
09, June 2009	New Zealand v South Africa	D/N	London
10, June 2009	Sri Lanka v West Indies	Day	Nottingham
10, June 2009	India v Ireland	D/N	Nottingham
T20 World Cup 2009 - Super Eight
Date	Teams	Type	Venue
11, June 2009	D1 v A2	Day	Nottingham
11, June 2009	B2 v D2	D/N	Nottingham
12, June 2009	B2 v D2	Day	London
12, June 2009	A1 v C1	D/N	London
13, June 2009	C1 v D2	Day	London
13, June 2009	D1 v B1	D/N	London
14, June 2009	A2 v C2	Day	London
14, June 2009	A1 v B2	D/N	London
15, June 2009	B2 v C1	Day	London
15, June 2009	B1 v A2	D/N	London
16, June 2009	D1 v C2	Day	Nottingham
16, June 2009	D2 v A1	D/N	Nottingham
T20 World Cup 2009 - Semi Final
Date	Teams	Type	Venue
18, June 2009	1st Semi-Final	Day	Nottingham
19, June 2009	2nd Semi-Final	D/N	London
T20 World Cup 2009 - Final
Date	Teams	Type	Venue
21, June 2009	Final	Day	London