Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Go Green - Thirst















Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Aaj Din Chadheya - Lyrics

I love dis song – from Love Aaj Kal

Ajj Din Chadheya - Rahat Fateh Ali Khan

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Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga
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Phul sa hai khila aaj din
Rabba mere din yeh na dhale
Woh jo mujhe khawab mein mile
Use tu lagede abb gale
Tenu Dil da Vasta
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Rabba aaya dar te yaar de
Sara jahan chod chad ke
Mere sapne sawar de
Tennu dil da vasta
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Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga
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Baksha gunaho ko
Sun ke duaon ko
Rabba Pyaar hai
Tune sab ko hi de diya
Meri bhi aahon ko
Sun le duwaon ko
Mujhko woh dila mene jisko hai dil diya
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Aas wo pyaas wo
usko de itna Bata
Woh jo mujhko dekh ke hase
Pana chahun Raat din jise
Rabba mere naam kar use
Tenu Dil da Vasta
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Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga
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Manga jo mera hai
Jata kya tera hai
Mene kaun si
tujhse jannat manga li
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Kaisa khuda hai tu
Bas naam ka hai tu
Rabba jo teri itni si bhi na chali
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Chahiye Jo mujhe
Kar de tu mujhko ada
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Jeeti rahi saltanat teri
Jeeti rahe ashiqui meri
Dede mujhe zindagi meri
Tenu dil da vasta
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Rabba mere din yeh na dhale
Woh jo mujhe khwab mein mile
Use tu lagede abb gale
Tenu Dil da Vasta
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Rabba aaya dar te yaar de
Sara jahan chod chad ke
Mere sapne sawar de
Tennu dil da vasta
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Ajj din Chadheya Tere Rang Warga

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Husband and Wife Jokes...

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing..

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 Horror Movie Dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

T20 World Cup 2009 Schedule and Time Table

ICC T20 World Cup 2009

12 Teams and here are the groups:
  • Group A : India, Bangladesh, Ireland
  • Group B : Pakistan, England, Netherland
  • Group C : Australia, Sri Lanka, West Indies
  • Group D : South Africa, New Zealand, Scotland
Full schedule of the 2009 T20 World cup England:

Date

Teams

Type

Venue

05, June 2009

England v Netherlands

D/N

London

06, June 2009

New Zealand v Scotland

Day

London

06, June 2009

Australia v West Indies

Day

London

06, June 2009

India v Bangladesh

D/N

Nottingham

07, June 2009

South Africa v Scotland

Day

London

07, June 2009

England v Pakistan

D/N

London

08, June 2009

Bangladesh v Ireland

Day

Nottingham

08, June 2009

Australia v Sri Lanka

D/N

Nottingham

09, June 2009

Pakistan v Netherlands

Day

London

09, June 2009

New Zealand v South Africa

D/N

London

10, June 2009

Sri Lanka v West Indies

Day

Nottingham

10, June 2009

India v Ireland

D/N

Nottingham

T20 World Cup 2009 - Super Eight

Date

Teams

Type

Venue

11, June 2009

D1 v A2

Day

Nottingham

11, June 2009

B2 v D2

D/N

Nottingham

12, June 2009

B2 v D2

Day

London

12, June 2009

A1 v C1

D/N

London

13, June 2009

C1 v D2

Day

London

13, June 2009

D1 v B1

D/N

London

14, June 2009

A2 v C2

Day

London

14, June 2009

A1 v B2

D/N

London

15, June 2009

B2 v C1

Day

London

15, June 2009

B1 v A2

D/N

London

16, June 2009

D1 v C2

Day

Nottingham

16, June 2009

D2 v A1

D/N

Nottingham

T20 World Cup 2009 - Semi Final

Date

Teams

Type

Venue

18, June 2009

1st Semi-Final

Day

Nottingham

19, June 2009

2nd Semi-Final

D/N

London

T20 World Cup 2009 - Final

Date

Teams

Type

Venue

21, June 2009

Final

Day

London

Thursday, May 07, 2009

World's one and only open Runway... Gibraltar's AIRPORT!!!


World's one and only open Runway... Gibraltar's AIRPORT!!!





Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Updated: IPL 2009 Match Schedule/Dates South Africa


IPL 2009 New Schedule IPL Season 2 Dates South Africa

April 18: Rajasthan Royals Vs Royal Challengers Bangalore
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 18: Mumbai Indians Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town.

April 19: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Deccan Chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kings XI Punjab
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town.

April 20: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth.

April 21: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

April 21: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 8:00 PM Ground: Durban

April 22: Delhi Daredevils Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

April 22: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 23: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

April 24: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

April 25: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 25: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.

April 26: Rajasthan Royal Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 26: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

April 27: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Cape Town

April 27: Chennai Super Kings Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.

April 28: Delhi Daredevils Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

April 29: Mumbai Indians Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

April 29: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban

April 30: Delhi Daredevils Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

April 30: Rajasthan Royal Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria.

May 1: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London

May 1: Mumbai Indians Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 2: Rajasthan Royal Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

May 2: Chennai Super Kings Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

May 3: Mumbai Indians Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 3: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: East London

May 4: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

May 5: Delhi Daredevils Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 5: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 6: Mumbai Indians Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 7: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Chennai Super Kings
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 7: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 8: Delhi Daredevils Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London

May 9: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Bloemfontein.

May 9: Chennai Super Kings Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

May 10: Kolkata Knight Riders Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: East London

May 10: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

May 11: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Bloemfontein

May 12: Bangalore Royal Challengers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 12: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria.

May 13: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 14: Mumbai Indians Vs Rajasthan Royal
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 14: Chennai Super Kings Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban.

May 15: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Kimberley

May 16: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

May 16: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Port Elizabeth

May 17: Rajasthan Royal Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Kimberley

May 17: Mohali Kings XI Punjab Vs Hyderabad Deccan chargers
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

May 18: Chennai Super Kings Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 19: Delhi Daredevils Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Johannesburg

May 20: Chennai Super Kings Vs Mohali Kings XI Punjab
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 20: Rajasthan Royal Vs Kolkata Knight Riders
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Durban

May 21: Hyderabad Deccan chargers Vs Bangalore Royal Challengers
Time: 4:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 21: Mumbai Indians Vs Delhi Daredevils
Time: 8:00 PM
Ground: Pretoria

May 22: Semi-final 1
Ground: Pretoria

May 23: Semi-final 2
Ground: Johannesburg

May 24: Final
Ground: Johannesburg.

Note: All times mentioned here are Indian Standard Time.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I m just a Common Software Engineer...

Software Engineer...



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Friday, February 20, 2009

Soul Touching Poem - Don't Drink and Drive

Soul Touching Poem

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right..
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight..

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.


I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, spread this to
as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around
the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving
don't do at a time.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Evacuation Drill... :))

Really Nice one….but hope it should never happen!!!


XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

10 mins passed.................................. 5 more mins passed.


Security Officer -> Announcement started,

"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".

Hope you have nice career ahead.

Please move in & try your luck.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Just Think... 21st Century...

21st Century....

We are becoming lesser by the day

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless


Our Salary - Very Very less

Our Blogs - useless (especially this one)!

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

10 Bollywood Movies to look for in 2009

1) Chandni Chowk to China

Akshay Kumar strikes again. The Kung Fu Hustle style trailer is the funniest looking in a long time, and Nikhil Adjani’s far too polished a director to let his scripts get completely asinine. Not that it matters, when its a masala film promising the spectacular and Kumar -- the man who doesn't seem capable to planting a mainstream foot wrong -- is in the centre of things.




2) 3 Idiots

Ace director Rajkumar Hirani finally moves outside of his fabulous Munna and Circuit characters to take on the Indian education system. The director has confirmed that this film is an original script, and not based on Chetan Bhagat's Five Point Someone (a good piece of news to all of those people who sat through the execrable Hello). Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Sharman Joshi make for an interesting cast, but we're all just waiting to see Hirani bat again.


3) Delhi-6

Rakesh Omprakash Mehra became one of the most respected directors in the industry with his apathy-shattering Rang De Basanti a couple of years ago, and we've had to wait three years to see what he does next. This one is a take on a seamy, colorful, mad part of Delhi called Delhi-6, and stars Abhishek Bachchan opposite Sonam Kapoor. We're expecting texture and metaphor, and the current trailer has our curiosity piqued. Bring it on.




4) My Name Is Khan

Karan Johar seems to completely have dropped the K, and the subject matter for his next Shah Rukh Khan starrer is intriguing, to say the least: Khan plays a man targetted at an airport because of his last name and his religion, and that discrimination gives rise to many a question. Then again, the film's been written by Shibani Bhatija, who wrote Fanaa and Kidnap, so maybe we shouldn't go in expecting answers.




5) Kaminay

Vishal Bhardwaj leaves Shakespeare out of the mix this time with this magnificently named project, starring Shahid Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra. Remember, this is the man who showed us just how capable Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor were, so it's wise to prepare for fireworks. The film's story is still closely guarded, but all we know is that Taare Zameen Par writer Amole Gupte plays the villain in the film. Whatever, man. We're sold on Bhardwaj and that fantastic title.




6) Kambakkht Ishq

Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor star in this massive budget film about an Indian stuntman who becomes a sensation across Hollywood. The film features several prominent Hollywood players, including Sylvester Stallone, Carmen Electra, Bondgirl Denise Richards and Superman star Brandon Routh. It's quite a coup by Bollywood standards, and one hopes for an entertaining evening of big-screen proportions.





7) Imtiaz Ali's next film

After making Socha Na Tha and Jab We Met on a decidedly comedic note, director Imtiaz Ali has chosen to tread the relatively unpopulated romantic-drama waters for his next film, one starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone. The film is currently jetting around the world and shooting everywhere, and we're just curious to see what Imtiaz does next.






8) Alladin

Sujoy Ghosh's film has been in production for the longest time. Ritesh Deshmukh stars as Alladin while Amitabh Bachchan takes on the role of the genie in this rather zany take on the original. The film is a special effects spectacular and by now, we just want to see what in the world has taken this long to make.





9) Wake Up Sid

Director Ayaan Mukherji makes his debut with this film that promises to be interesting simply because of its unconventional pairing. Ranbir Kapoor, pinup boy-to-be and current heart-throb of the masses, cast opposite indie queen Konkona Sensharma? We're waiting to see how these two very different genre-representatives get along, and the title sounds fun too.





10) Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Katrina Kaif stars opposite Ranbir Kapoor in this film by Raj Kumar Santoshi. That's right, the socially aware blockbuster-maker is back with a film that sounds pretty darned unusual. The casting is a bit of a coup, the kind of casting that leaves these kids out to fend for themselves without being able to fall back on a massive banner or Akshay Kumar. Salman Khan, however, does make an appearance.





Any more big movies in 2009??

please comment...

Monday, January 05, 2009

GHAJINI After Effect

Don't allow your wife see Ghajini ....



GHAJINI......