Classic English sentences

Now, here are some classic English sentences...

The stalwart talks to his students:
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon..

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here) lol...

# To a boy, angrily:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance, he happened to see onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) -
"Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....
You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is coo! l >>
"Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# Last but not the least
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"