Yeh Shaam Mastani - AOL India Annual Bash 2008

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Truly a Marvelous Piece of Engineering!

Truly a marvelous piece of engineering!

This bridge is half under the water, for ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side.

This bridge is between Sweden and Denmark

WOW!!!

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THEORY OF LIFE.... !!!

THEORY OF LIFE!!!

God created the donkey and said to him.

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"

God granted his wish.
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God created the dog and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years."

God granted his wish.

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God created the monkey and said to him:

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "

The monkey answered:

"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."

God granted his wish.

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Finally God created man and said to him:

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused."

God granted man's wish

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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????

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Yuvvraaj - Tu Muskura - Lyrics

Tu muskura jahan bhi hai tu muskura,
Tu dhoop ki tarah badan ko choo zara,
Sharir si yeh muskurhatein teri,
Badan mein sunti hu mein aahatein teri,
Labon se aake choo de apne lab zara,
Tu muskura jahan bhi hai tu muskura..

The Great Magicians

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Jashan-e-Azadi - AOL India Istyle

AOL India celebrated 61st Indian Independence.
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Mother's Love

This is called Mother's love !

Simple yet powerful!

If God is great,
Mother is the greatest.

Busy winter schedule ahead...

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2007 Cricket World Cup Schedule (For Cricket Lovers)

World Cup 2007

Teams:
Australia, South Africa, The Netherlands, Scotland, Sri Lanka, India, Bangladesh, Bermuda, New Zealand, England, Kenya, Canada, West Indies, Pakistan, Zimbabwe, Ireland.

Pool 1
Australia
South Africa
Netherlands
Scotland

Pool 2
Sri Lanka
India
Bangladesh
Bermuda


Pool 3
New Zealand
England
Kenya
Canada

Pool 4
West Indies
Pakistan
Zimbabwe
Ireland

Preliminary Round
VENUE 1 : Jamaica (hosts West Indies' matches, plus Opening Ceremony and Opening Match)
VENUE 2 : St. Lucia (hosts England's matches)
VENUE 3 : Trinidad and Tobago (hosts India's matches)
VENUE 4 : St. Kitts and Nevis (hosts Australia's matches)Quarter-Finals
VENUE 5 : Antigua and Barbuda (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)
VENUE 6 GrenadaVENUE 7 GuyanaVENUE 8 : Barbados (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)

Semi-Finals
VENUE 1: Jamaica
VENUE 2: St. Lucia

Finals
VENUE 8: Barbados

Classic English sentences

Now, here are some classic English sentences...

The stalwart talks to his students:
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon..

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here) lol...

# To a boy, angrily:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance, he happened to see onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) -
"Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....
You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is coo! l >>
"Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# Last but not the least
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

When Gals become Wifes... on writing of some gr8 fellow...

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous

How to hire the right people!

How to hire the right people!

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in top management.

The Boys And Girls While Using ATM

Difference between boys and girls while using ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

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