How to Kill a Lion ... !!!

How to Kill a Lion:

TCS method:
hire a liongive him hell a lot of work and pay him government salarylion dies of hunger and frustration

Infy method:
hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat ..he will die eventually of frustration...

IBM's metbod:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...he dies of unemployment...

Syntel Method:
Hire a Cat ...assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsiteand make sure that he never reaches onsite.Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....

MBT method:
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score > 60% he will lose the job.lion dies of the strain?

i-Flex method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in Africansafarifor implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if hecomes alive he will get band movement (promotion)holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:
hire a lion ..tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....

Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ...change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )cut down his allowance (coupons etc)lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....

Silverline Method:
hire a lion, declare a scandal and dont pay him...he dies of hunger...

Quinnox method:
hire the lion. either give him no work or ask for a premature delivery.Lion either dies of boredom or intense physical & mental activity...

Patni method:
hire a lion, offer him a salary of a cat...the lion dies before joining....
Nucsoft method:hire a lion, give him job of grass eating (IBBS Support)..the lion dies from lack of eating meat...

Satyam method:
hire a lion, give him net access..no work..and deport him to Chennai centre...no water..no electricity..no hindi speaking ppl...lion dies in oblivion......

Wipro method:
hire a lion...give him lots of work...transfer him to Wipro Lights division..lion dies due to Lightness...

Mastek method:
hire a lion...ask him to align himself with anything and everything...ask him to fill complicated competency forms... differ increments and pay him salary of a cat...lion dies due to fear of getting mis-aligned or starvation...

Caritor Method:
hire a lion...ask him to stay at work..give him vegetables to eat...hire 10 more lionsgive them vegetables to eathire 20 more.......

Hexaware Method:
hire the lionsend him to recidential traininggive him 45 days of soft skill dosewhen he comes back... give again training(dont assign him any project)one more training...more traininghe will automatically die........

Microsoft Method: Hire a lion.....(thats it...)