MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE ...

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were going inan auto. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

YamaDharmaRaj was waiting for this moment.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go toHEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent toHELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All three of them served public. Similarly, took bribes, misused public post etc. He felt that there shouldbe a formal test or a concrete way to decide this, and should not be justbased on opinion.

Yama agrees to this and asks all three of them to appearfor English test.

PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turnand he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA". Laloo protests that he doesn'tknow English. It is not fair that he is given a tough question and thusforced to fail.

Yama agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi to giveanother chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi isideal).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easilyand passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He toopasses.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one.Fails.

Laloo is not happy. Being a history student, he preferred only to betested in History.

Yama says this is the last chance and he would not takeany more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". Hereplied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died in it?".He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 100,000 or 200,000 or300,000 (clue). Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo'sturn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000who died.

LALOO accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

MORAL : IF YOUR BOSS IS DETERMINED TO FIRE YOU, ANTICIPATE IT AND BEPREPARED TO ACCEPT IT. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. (MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUE )