Wednesday, October 22, 2008

First look : Aamir Khan - Ghajin


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Jashan-e-Azadi - AOL India Istyle

AOL India celebrated 61st Indian Independence.
Proud to be an Indian, proud to be working here at AOL.
Enjoy Maddi!!!

Friday, September 05, 2008

Mother's Love

This is called Mother's love !

Simple yet powerful!

If God is great,
Mother is the greatest.


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Busy winter schedule ahead...

Busy winter schedule ahead

Bhool Bhulaiyaa
Release date: October 12
















Laaga Chunari Mein Daag
Release date: October 12




















Jab We Met
Release date: October 26















No Smoking
Release date: October 26
















Om Shanti Om
Release date: November 9


















Saawariya
Release date: November 9


















Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal
Release date: November 23



















Aaja Nachle
Release date: November 30





















Welcome
Release date: December 7

















Jodhaa Akbar
Release date: January 25





















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Thursday, October 04, 2007

For All cricket lovers

India Cricket Schedule

http://www.geocities.com/indiacricketschedule/

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Deepak Nagpal Birthday video

Deepak Nagpal Birthday shoot... njoy!

Monday, February 19, 2007

2007 Cricket World Cup Schedule (For Cricket Lovers)

World Cup 2007

Teams:
Australia, South Africa, The Netherlands, Scotland, Sri Lanka, India, Bangladesh, Bermuda, New Zealand, England, Kenya, Canada, West Indies, Pakistan, Zimbabwe, Ireland.

Pool 1
Australia
South Africa
Netherlands
Scotland

Pool 2
Sri Lanka
India
Bangladesh
Bermuda


Pool 3
New Zealand
England
Kenya
Canada

Pool 4
West Indies
Pakistan
Zimbabwe
Ireland

Preliminary Round
VENUE 1 : Jamaica (hosts West Indies' matches, plus Opening Ceremony and Opening Match)
VENUE 2 : St. Lucia (hosts England's matches)
VENUE 3 : Trinidad and Tobago (hosts India's matches)
VENUE 4 : St. Kitts and Nevis (hosts Australia's matches)Quarter-Finals
VENUE 5 : Antigua and Barbuda (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)
VENUE 6 GrenadaVENUE 7 GuyanaVENUE 8 : Barbados (hosts three of the biggest Super Eight matches)

Semi-Finals
VENUE 1: Jamaica
VENUE 2: St. Lucia

Finals
VENUE 8: Barbados

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Classic English sentences

Now, here are some classic English sentences...

The stalwart talks to his students:
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon..

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here) lol...

# To a boy, angrily:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife.
By chance, he happened to see onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) -
"Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....
You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is coo! l >>
"Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# Last but not the least
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years d! ay 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

When Gals become Wifes... on writing of some gr8 fellow...

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

How to hire the right people!

How to hire the right people!

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Monday, July 03, 2006

The Boys And Girls While Using ATM

Difference between boys and girls while using ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:

1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

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Girl wat you have to say abt it .. ;)

Saturday, July 01, 2006

College days...

Friday, May 26, 2006

Which type of woman is yours?

Type Of Women

Which type of woman is yours?

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one canlive without her.

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her foryour four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to look at!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her youwill lose some thing, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything ..........

Meanings of Abbreviations

NAPSTER
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying

TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name

PCMCIA
People Can?t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too

WWWWorld Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language

AMIGAA
Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Computer Engineer Husband...

Hey everyone... here is my first post after arriving in B'lore... life here is too busy... i dont find much extra time for blogging... anyways here it is... enjoy... stay commenting... ;)

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---HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.

---WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.

---HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

---WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING


---HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

---WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.

---HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOMETIME.

---WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.

---HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

---WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.

---HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

---WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.

---HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

---WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING.

---HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.

---WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS

---HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

---WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.

---HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

---WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.

---HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

---WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.

---HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

---WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.

---HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.

---WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.

---HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER >USER.

---WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU

---HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

---WIFE - I AM GOING

---HUSBAND - IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Finally at B'lore... New Office

Hey everybody...

Finally i am at B'lore... Yesterday i was my first day at my new office... office is really kool and good infrastructure... and ppls here are also good & co operative too...

Still i will need few days to settle down...

Thanks and hope u have a great day!

Your friend... Amish !

Friday, April 07, 2006

Happy Ram-Navmi

Hi !

I just wanna wish you a Happy Ram-Navmi.

And on this Ram-Navmi, let's show our gratitude to God... join me in saying a prayer and hope that this Ram-Navmi brings happiness and peace in everyone life.

I wish you happy n healthly week ahead. Take care and may God bless you.

Your friend Amishhh... !

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Moving to B'lore

Hey everyone...

Well just came from the vacation and again dis weekend m moving to b'lore...
guess what?? Got a new job at B'lore... so moving at new place, new work environment, will meet new ppls... i am really excited... I may not be able to post for little while... but I promise i will try my best n keep updating dis blog...

Stay in touch... take care...

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Vacation...

Hello Guys... Yoooo!! I am very much excited... I am going to my hometown (Ahmedabad) for a few days i.e. from 17th March 06 and will be back in town (Hyderabad) on 26th March 06... I am really excited to meet my family and friends (gf too)... as I am going after a long time... I am not sure if i will get time for posting or not... anyways who care to reads dis blog n my post.. ;) ... c ya...

Amish...